Today, I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes, and found one labeled "Extreme Girl Nerd". With the wig, the glasses, and the buck-teeth, it looked exactly like me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, I attempted a DIY haircut. In the process, I somehow managed to give myself a reverse mohawk. I now look like I'm auditioning for a punk rock band from the 80s. FML
Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I was feeling pretty cute in a black dress. Apparently, that makes me "emo" and an "online dater". FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML
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MetalFish 0
Gamer girl nerd are freaking hot. I mean... the alreadt hot ones are hotter. makes them hotter if they are geeks. I've been single way too long xD
sheribb 5
you sound cute ;P nerds are hot
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LOLSWAT 0
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yea not all get the looks. thats why theres plastic surgery
mazuma 0
you should have just went ou as yourself and said you were a super nerd girl..
amnesiasparkles 0
then shag every guy in town
psuboy 0
I'm with 3. save money on costumes
molil_4810 0
trew dat!
stephanie0613 0
haha i agree with 3, whats the point in wasting your money on a costume when you already look like a nerdd :))
sheribb 5
you sound cute ;P nerds are hot
iSitt 0
I like nerds because I am one. "I'm not a geek, I just dress thay way."
brianjman14 23
For Haloween, I wanna go as Gaara.
Suds29990 0
I would totally go as link from zelda if i didn't have to hand make the costume myself. Gaara would be an awesome idea! I went as ichigo from bleach last year. Made me a big ass sword too :P
PrincessPaytonn 0
I agree(:
KingDingALing 9
I'm gonna go as a dog, so that when i piss on someone's foot, I won't get in trouble because I'm a dog!! Smartest idea ever! :D
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
hahaha lol sorry op
RedPillSucks 33
@79 Gaara's cool, but aren't you too old for Halloween?
nates0210 0
why do you wear a wig op?
Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0
that's because ur a extreme girl nerd
tweetbaby14 18
105 you're never too old for free candy.and OP try surgery, make-up or a mask!
Kartor 6
I love it!
whatsupdoc69 0
hell yea bit everyone can look like me
maddyturkey 0
then dress better
Kanvis78 0
Glasses can be sexy! Pics or it didn't happen :)
noobacabra 0
i juat lost the game
MetalFish 0
Gamer girl nerd are freaking hot. I mean... the alreadt hot ones are hotter. makes them hotter if they are geeks. I've been single way too long xD
sammiller4 3
hey I'm a gamer girl lol cod ftw xD anyways at least you get to save money
MetalFish 0
:3
twinkybandit 2
lol what kind of face is that supposed to be?
Shookitup 0
COD is beast! can't wait for black ops!! :D
Freeze_fml 17
Call of Duty sucks.
MetalFish 0
#54, MW2 is being played more on the LIVE servers than Halo: Reach, the supposed "CoD Beater" and MW2 is the worst CoD ever. WaW was the best CoD so far anyway in my opinion. #51, the :3 face is a kitten or cute face, the >:3 face is a lion, you must learn these. I'd like to thank #40 and #52 for proving my point that gamer girls are hot.
Kanvis78 0
:3 looks like a sac!
MetalFish 0
:3 = Coyness (cute/cat/just said something clever ~nya) according to wikipedia
Kanvis78 0
:3 = sac/nads/testes/doodleberries according to Kanvisapedia :)
Freeze_fml 17
Halo? Halo sucks. Battlefield: Bad Company 2 is the real ass-kicker of MW2.
MetalFish 0
Tbh, Fallout: New Vegas, Fable III and Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood is what im psyched for. FPS genre has been milked WAY too much. it's just boring now.
sammiller4 3
I can't wait for black ops either!!!
Suds29990 0
Yeah you know why halo reach is failing? The gameplay is basically cod, i hate cod, no not because im crap, because i hate running around hiding poking my head round corners. If you combine the halo 3 players now with the halo reach players now you'll have how many players played halo before reach came out. That said, bungie i'm disapointed. I'm off to dance in the sunshine and sparkle. (Not really...)
Suds29990 0
I love borderlands, fable 3 and two worlds 2 i look forward to, though many people hate two worlds lol
angela3222 0
meh, ps3 ftw. also nothing can beat nintendo 64. ( I am a gamer girl, n have been one sense I was 4
mech1245 0
MW2 sucks on the ps3 cuz there are like 20 host migrations in 15 minutes
RedPillSucks 33
So what's the difference between a geek and a nerd?
TheManPR 0
haha ur so right #7. a gaming girl would be awesome :)
TheManPR 0
3 great games
thrasher9081 0
I love CoD and own all of them. but I am not excited for Black Ops. I love why Infinity Ward has done with the series, but TreyArch fails at life ...
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I want to dress as RE: Afterlife Alice for Halloween, but I'm not a gamer nerd. I'm a movie nerd. :]
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ok, that was kind of a lie. I want to dress as Alice all the time, but it's hard to explain the swords and shotguns to Walmart security and whatnot.
Nick_1993 2
ok my opinion in games i love is. so far ive been on Reach just cause its new. Mw2 is Beast still, black ops will kickass Gears of wars are way bad ass and 3 will waste,. fallout 3 is the best 1 player and so will new vegas. i love xbox but im no nerd. Gamertag is Locusts Fury
MetalFish 0
We are going off topic D: I wanted to talk about how Gamer Girls are worth their weight in rupees and gold coins. Seriously, Gamer Girls > all other forms of girl when it comes to who I would date.
sammiller4 3
my gamer tag is poptarteater13 and not all gamer girls are hot
Joseph_Stalin 0
Sometimes I like to lie down on my couch for a couple of hours with a bottle of Vodka playing CoD...
thrasher9081 0
106- Nerds are academically inclined whilst geeks are passionate about their hobbies. Want to get schooled in CoD? my gt is tHrAsHeRr 9081. :)
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
CoD, eh. Battlefield: Bad Company 2 is where it's at. Victory is followed swiftly by sex.
haidagirl2009 4
to bad they didn't pay you for your look.
LOLSWAT 0
6 u bastard!!!!
Freeze_fml 17
You don't have to dress up for Halloween.
ATL_chris 6
LMFAO freeze I love your pic
jkgfdxb 0
awe watch one day when you're older you're gonna be hot
Kanvis78 0
Yea, hot next to the stove toasting up a sammich!
jkgfdxb 0
hahaha niceee. but no I was a little nerd once and I developed and matured so it can happen
Kanvis78 0
It also can go very very wrong. :) Hot chick grows 100 pds. in all directions with a kid on the hip, barefoot, and talking with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth! hah
jkgfdxb 0
hahah true. but nerds succeed in the long run. not having a social life in highschool paid off haha
Kanvis78 0
Well these days they turn goth, emo, or whatever stupid term is current and end up killing kittens instead of taking advantage of the lack of distractions! :)
Kanvis78 0
Touche' with the profile pic swap . :)
jkgfdxb 0
hahaha
jkgfdxb 0
I'm very indecisive. I don't know which picture to display lol
Kanvis78 0
Take a new one with a sign "Kanvis78 is awesome" hah j/k!
jkgfdxb 0
haha maybe
Kanvis78 0
Almost! Forgot the sign! :) Hey is that 3rd nipple basement? haha
jkgfdxb 0
3rd nipple say what? haha I'm lost
Kanvis78 0
The pic of you and your 'girlfriends' in the basement? drunk dad etc :) haha
jkgfdxb 0
ohh hahaha yep. drunk dad informing everyone of his 3rd nipple. haha I keep changing my picture
Kanvis78 0
Yes and anyone reading this thread will be thoroughly confused! Good work! :)
ohthebloodygore 16
Or won't be confused. Go PM.
okieraider71 4
#13 Is right on the money--you are probably a late bloomer. 10-15 years from now you will be the hottest chick in the room.
NObeeS 7
so true !
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Former ugly ducklings unite!
noobacabra 0
muhahaha #10