vishuzzbabe77
United States
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
catlover
Melbourne, Australia
Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML
princess
San Francisco, United States
Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML
jlw1998
Dallas, United States
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML
HappyNewYearsToMeAndMyCat
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Victoria, Canada
Happy New Year to all the cats out there
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
kookoocatlady
Today, I kept my cats indoors to be safe on Halloween, making sure to keep the food full and litter boxes clean. After dinner, I got dressed up and spent two hours at a party. When I got home, there was a large, rancid butt-loaf waiting on my bed. Unappreciative little fuckers. FML
tornkhakis
Bloomington, United States
Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML
apparentnerd
United States
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
alyssaamarante
East Northport, United States
Today, I decided to go thrifting to save some money. Ironically, I ended up having to pay for an emergency trip to the hospital because somebody was too lazy to wash the cat hair off their clothes. I'm severely allergic to cats. FML
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seanders 10
Pussy dress up is always fun.:)
Bree12345 15
Halloween isn't for months
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Comments (107)
ssskitlesss 0
How's this an fml? I think that's awesome!
seanders 10
Pussy dress up is always fun.:)
novair 5
cats suck dogs rule!
NomadicFlo 4
^you drool!
D37H100 5
You should always make your pussy look nice.
lydia_is_gayyy 1
It's august?
Yngve_fml 9
FML, you have no friends? Maybe it's because you dress up your cat?
GothicAngel17 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
#24 Considering that your comment is hidden due to negative votes, I don't think many people agree. PS Cats rule, dogs drool!
GothicAngel17 24
#45 I think that's part of the FML.
dre_bro11 12
So we can expect another FML posted by you, OP, in October then, describing the cuts your cat gave you in return for the costume?
eminemchick 19
45 did i just spot bieber hair!?
Friaza 29
Look on the brightside OP, you can take cute pictures of your cat in a halloween costume :D
Iheartfunny 1
did you dress it up as a dog
lolfish1337 4
Cats have made friends with dogs. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
Haidee 0
Agreed!:)
n_epic_fail 14
cats need to look sexy too, now if you gave them costumes any other time of the year that would just be weird.
BlankUs3r 4
Awesome lmao
xlord 27
Just out of curiosity OP didn't just go through a break up or mid life crisis did he/she?
tsume24 3
this FML is essentially "today, I chose to buy something. **** my life" I don't get where the FML part is? or how this made it past the mods -.-
Jaxx66 21
You didn't have to buy it. That's like me saying. 'Today, I took my cat to the groomer to have her dyed to look like pikachu. FML.' But I didn't, cause I'm the one who had it done. And holy crapy She's CUUUTE!
NeatNit 33
I'm not exactly sure what you said but it includes a cat pikachu. Want.
x_KL_x 7
You'll be reeling in the goodies with him by you side.
Cjob 3
Today, my owner bought me a halloween costume. My life is awesome.
Bree12345 15
Halloween isn't for months
stormchaser24 24
eBay and also places sell stuff like that year around and around my area there is a halloween express already.
MaxH42 2
Sure, THAT'S what is wrong with this post...they just got the date wrong...
i_wuz_nver_here 31
I hadn't even thought of that and I said ydi... But some stores I've been to already have halloween stuff, it annoys me because they could use that space to sell stuff people actually are going to use in the SUMMER.
itsalanis 25
actually i find this to be adorable :3
kickazz16 15
Hey why not? :)
crazychick1269 7
ew! I hate cats with a flamming passion!
BOOSCAREDU 0
Where do you find a Halloween costume.... It's august
Boredumm 6
Theres places that sell year round halloween stuff/ party stuff or theres always ebay :P
andromeda335 9
There are a tonne of stores bringing out decorations already... In fact getting mine for my new place soon
DownWithSebster 9
When it's costumes for animals, you can always find them online.
EmilyJoSmyth 4
Awwwwwww that's sooooooooooo cute
thatfrenchguy 8
I hate people who write like you do.