apparentnerd
United States
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
meegs
Canada
Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
halloweenless
United States
Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML
IHateMySister
Kirke-hyllinge, Denmark
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
princess
San Francisco, United States
Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML
Anonymous
Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML
vishuzzbabe77
United States
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes, and found one labeled "Extreme Girl Nerd". With the wig, the glasses, and the buck-teeth, it looked exactly like me. FML
yummolives
United States
Magic is real, OK?
Today, my little sister received a fairy costume from my aunt. She put it on and waved her wand at me. She said, "Abracadabra, bibbity poo. I wish Sydney was pretty." When I did nothing, she put her hands on her hips and said, "Can't you just act pretty?" FML
tawnaciousd
United States
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
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elmangy 0
wtf? that's not even all that bad. people dress like squares all the time and it's pretty cute. :P
perdix 31
I could have lent her my slide rule and pocket pencil protector. Nerds rule!
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elmangy 0
wtf? that's not even all that bad. people dress like squares all the time and it's pretty cute. :P
nazooer 11
The FML isn't that she's dressing as a nerd.. its that she's saying he wears nerdy clothes, moron...
dnlphm94 0
I think #1 knows what the FML is...he/she is just saying that wearing nerdy clothes isn't that bad. OP: Should've told her to be an emo for Halloween. I was an emo and it was extremely fun :D
americayay 0
People are so rude on this site. #1 got the point, just didn't get why it was that bad. And neither do I. OP just needs to get some self confidence and stop caring about what everyone else thinks about them.
lacho95 4
hahahhaa, nerd
sarahalyssa_fml 0
you know, I do not wish to sound like a parent (I am not) but "nerd"? Nobody is a "nerd" Labels are quite false and they are opinions so they change too quickly.
B_Foxy 0
My friend has these super cool "Nerd Glasses" :) I wanna be a nerd for Halloween!
I_am_stupid_also 6
One time I was at a party hanging out with some chick that didn't wear a costume. Then we started talking with some other girl who was wearing the exact same clothes. She said she was wearing a bimbo costume.
perdix 31
I could have lent her my slide rule and pocket pencil protector. Nerds rule!
HearMeOut 0
Big Deal
frankgirl 0
geek chic! embrace it :)
956TXking 0
so she dressed up for a nerd...
Chopperman_fml 0
There's a bit of a dissonance, right? OP can't be a nerd with that kind of grammar...
Pointy130 0
Any clothes can make any look with enough rearranging. /Dressed as Chester Bennington for kicks
Demonik_soldier 0
YDI shouldn't be a nerd