Today, I have a great union job and have told my friends about it. I recently received three calls from a very irate person, blaming me for, "stealing their workers by telling them about 'union BS'." I literally can't find their company anywhere, but they claim they will sue me. I don't even know who they are! FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a call from a company attempting to steal me away. Flattered, I told them I liked my job and the answer was no. When I told my boss, he said they're thinking about laying me off and I should've taken the job. FML
Today, I found out that I'm being sued for posting on Facebook about a customer service experience with a local company. Even though we have witnesses, the owners of the store claim that we're lying about the whole thing and that we're "malicious". FML
Today, I found out my job is trying to get me to quit. FML
Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML
Today, two customers complained about the shitty service they received from my coworkers. I apologized and asked about the complaint. Their issues were legitimate and I promised to pass them on. They demanded to speak to my manager and my coworkers got in trouble. Now they think I'm a snitch. FML
Today, it's been a few days since I saw an ad advertising my job after being told about it by a telemarketer. When I asked my boss about it, she claimed things were fine, it was an old ad, not to worry. Now, I was actually fired for no valid reason. A telemarketer gave me more warning than they did. FML
Today, I was hired from an interview after being fired 3 months ago from an "at will" employer by someone who sabotaged me. They called it "misconduct" but it's real lame. I was filling out the paper in the app and they wanted permission to contact HR at my previous employer to get ANY information about misconduct. FML
Today I started a new job, I found out that my employer doesn't follow the labour laws and my new co-workers are planning on reporting the owner of the company. The owner is my father, and I want to help them report him. FML
Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML
Today, I went to work feeling great. I'd just paid off my student loans and was planning a trip to see friends in Italy. I left work unemployed because a fraud case I exposed 3 years ago got the company sued for slander. It was thrown out because everything was fact. FML
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Royal Sataness 4
it's probably someone pranking you. they don't seem to exist, your friends probably don't all work for the same company, and you're not a head Hunter who's poaching, so you're fine
TwoBytesCarley 27
Don’t give it too much thought. Jealous people tend to lash out with all sorts of BS; they just want you to feel a crappy as they do.
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TwoBytesCarley 27
Don’t give it too much thought. Jealous people tend to lash out with all sorts of BS; they just want you to feel a crappy as they do.
Royal Sataness 4
it's probably someone pranking you. they don't seem to exist, your friends probably don't all work for the same company, and you're not a head Hunter who's poaching, so you're fine
RichardPencil 32
Probably some scabs who work for the Koch brothers or MAGA, Inc.
Chazzster 32
While the threats and harassment is probably pure bullshit, its never a good idea to brag about your good fortune, pay, talents, etc. It tends to make people jealous and it’s just not good manners or wise.
rotflqtms_ 21
They can sue you, but they won't win. Telling people about a good job isn't a crime.
wrenavery90 12
Good God. Obviously someone is pranking you.