Today, my little sister received a fairy costume from my aunt. She put it on and waved her wand at me. She said, "Abracadabra, bibbity poo. I wish Sydney was pretty." When I did nothing, she put her hands on her hips and said, "Can't you just act pretty?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I decided to try wearing eyeshadow, even though I'm not that girly. When I asked for help after several failed attempts, my sister walked in and said, "It's easy, just do what I do." She put the makeup on herself and looked amazing. She's eight. FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you." My heart melted and I told her that I loved her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
You can ACT pretty? I wish someone would have told me that sooner. I guess I should walk around "acting pretty", and I'll steal all the guys away from the really pretty girls. Suh-weet!
offtheheezy 0
Damnnnnnnn. That sucks. Your sister is hilarious. If that was done to me, though, that would probably make me want to tear up. FYL.
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Comments (109)
YDIxLol 0
Hehe. :3
mlebethbear 0
girl!! don't feel bad little kids say stuff like all the time! my 5 year old cousin goes ur ugly...a hour later he goes ur pretty.:)
stinkybutt 0
fart on her pillow later and give her pink eye!
heavenandhell 0
wtf you dont acctualy get pink eye that way just to let you know for example my doc says that my alergys to ragweed is so bad that i actualy get an eye infection that developes into pink eye... every year for 3 weeks...
no1askdu 5
this is so boring...
RavensRule97 0
2- youre an idiot. you cant get pink eye by sleeping on a pillow someone farted on.
TeenSpirit_fml 0
78, stfu. It was obviously a joke.
syddyb 0
my name is Sydney...
momorawrrr 0
94- thois fml doesnt work for you. your already preaty :)
momorawrrr 0
pretty*
TXjuggalo972 6
no flirting on FML!
anger18 0
YDI for being called Sydney
fmylife_username 0
haha i knew someone was gonna say that..
chanta24 10
it came from this kid book about an elephant :)
sweetbabysweet93 10
my names Sydney you ignorant ****. drop dead fatass
sydney184829 0
I agree. Shut up. I'm Sydney too
polkadots123 2
WHAT WRONG WITH BEING CALLED SYDNEY? That's really rude. Why wud anyone say that? Wud u like it if someone called u stupid because of your name?
CyclonePsycho 1
Ah siblings. Now feel free to dump cleaning bleach onto her hair while she's sleeping to turn her into a blonde. *wink*
plexico 4
No. She can't act pretty. Remember what Fred Sanford said to Aunt Esther: Beauty is skin deep -- but ugly is to the bone!
Kgirl2cute 6
#85 not necessarily. my sister and I only have a 2-year age gap and we look totally different from skin tone and eye colour to proportions.
lendmeyourteeth 0
ydi for not acting pretty
offtheheezy 0
Damnnnnnnn. That sucks. Your sister is hilarious. If that was done to me, though, that would probably make me want to tear up. FYL.
Intoxicunt 6
You can ACT pretty? I wish someone would have told me that sooner. I guess I should walk around "acting pretty", and I'll steal all the guys away from the really pretty girls. Suh-weet!
curryndricegirll 0
come on, we all know what she meant. she wanted you to act princess-y or something instead of being uncooperative like you were before.
nates0210 0
#10 I'm sure even if you acted pretty no one would like you still.
Onetalldude 0
89 you're an asshole =]
HisBabyGirl4ever 0
^.^ you win .(:<3
abby1029 8
thats nice ..
ilLeopardo 0
Well can't you?
yahoooooo_fml 0
These are getting less and less "FML"ish every day
jeremymg91 0
True that, man. This place has gone down-hill big time.