Noname
United States
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
well damn
Columbus, United States
Today, I helped my mom put away my baby sister's clothes. She's only a week old and has around 60 outfits. I have 4. FML
meegs
Canada
Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
OverMyInLaws
Serial skid marks
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
harvdog
United States
Today, I went to Seattle with my mom to visit my pregnant sister, only to end up being dragged to a store to buy maternity clothes. The saleswoman apologized to me repeatedly for not having a lounge for the fathers, but congratulated me on the baby. I'm a girl. FML
apparentnerd
United States
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Anonymous
Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML
fml
Haslemere, United Kingdom
Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML
BobbyMalone
Canada
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
tawnaciousd
United States
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
streaker?
Langenhagen, Germany
All my fault
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
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Seegtease 0
#1, you don't know the circumstances and it's quite ignorant to automatically label pregnancy as a bad thing. Remember, without pregnancy, you don't exist.
midnyte 0
You might weigh more, but at least you're not the one who got knocked up.
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midnyte 0
You might weigh more, but at least you're not the one who got knocked up.
troyboyd05 0
Woah guys, did you hear about this awesome invention called a jacket? I hear you wear it over your clothes and it has a zipper down the front so you can leave it open!
rhanana 0
yeah, who needs shirts
Edmund_Dantes 0
Um, I hate to offend, but it's gotta be asked. Are you fat?
tornadoboy1947 5
Well no shit
Seegtease 0
#1, you don't know the circumstances and it's quite ignorant to automatically label pregnancy as a bad thing. Remember, without pregnancy, you don't exist.
sadandbroke20 18
yeah but its a little insulting if her sister is gettin the bigger bump
ENomine18 9
Not true. I'm six months pregnant and still barely have a bump. I still fit in my 120 pound sisters clothes while I'm like 160. You can't assume 6 months into the pregnancy someone's gonna be huge. Everyone's different. OP probably just posted that tidbit of information to justify their upsetness with the situation.
greenman_fml 0
Lolfats ;)
xXxRandiexXx 0
I'm starting to really despise the guy who posted #8 he is jerk off who wants to act like a bad ass I bet you're nothing but a fat rapist who ***** on himself(these are references to other comments he's made) so do us all a favour and shut the **** up
Addy_fml_fml 0
I have to agree with Billy_J even if he is an asshole. If you're overweight, do something about it. Stop complaining.
Kat_MS 0
Heh, sure I agree complaining doesn't do any good, but really Billy_J....being so insulting isn't going to help anyone. I can see how the event may upset something though, and I mean, who knows, maybe it opened her eyes and now she's being more proactive in trying to lose weight or something, I dunno, but we can't really point our fingers and judge when we barely know the circumstances. Also, why is it so much less of a problem when a guy is overweight? =/ I've never really gotten that...
alwaysalady 0
At full term I only weighed 130, and wore very few maternity clothes. If you have a lot of those empire waist shirts that are in style right now, then your're not fat. You're just convienent.
Dr_Phil 0
Maybe you should take this as a sign that it's time to lose some weight.
nathanzak 0
awww badbachtt