Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies. The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs. Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room. FML
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, my 12 year-old brother tried doing laundry for the first time and ruined all my clothes with bleach. When my dad drove him to Walmart to buy replacement clothes for me, he bought me tighty whities. We both have worn boxers our whole lives. My dad won't return them. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
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Top comments
Lucien Hollywood 8
sucks that he ruined your clothes. maybe offer to take him to pick out his own Eilish like clothes
Sonotsuave 37
I don’t blame him 😂 I bought four crop tops from her albums recently. But seriously there were alternatives to ruining your clothes and having it affect you, so I’m sorry. Instead of seeing it as an annoyance, try to be empathetic of his fandom and changing wardrobe style and maybe make a deal, like you’ll help him play up his outfits if he compensates you for the clothing he took.
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Lucien Hollywood 8
sucks that he ruined your clothes. maybe offer to take him to pick out his own Eilish like clothes
Sonotsuave 37
I don’t blame him 😂 I bought four crop tops from her albums recently. But seriously there were alternatives to ruining your clothes and having it affect you, so I’m sorry. Instead of seeing it as an annoyance, try to be empathetic of his fandom and changing wardrobe style and maybe make a deal, like you’ll help him play up his outfits if he compensates you for the clothing he took.
PenguinPal3017 19
HEr clothes WENT pOOF
RichardPencil 32
Be glad he’s not into Cardi B?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Does this Billie Eilish dress like she rummaged through the waste scraps at Mugatu's Derelicte show?
Jonkbaby 23
maybe subconsciously he's wanting to spend time with you
Late For Breakfast 19
Looking like that "might seduce your dad type"
Brooklyn Parker 4
She is so shit and the whole “trend” won’t last long.Sucks about you clothes
maserle 8
singer.. hmm.. mumbler perhaps. sorry about your stuff.