Today, while my boyfriend was sleeping, I got naked and sat on top of him. He woke up and I asked him if he would rather stay awake or go back to sleep, in hopes that he would stay awake and want to do some naughty stuff with me. His response? To grab my butt, and then go back to sleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend has been super nice to me all day and I was enjoying the attention. At bedtime, he asked me if I was happy, I said yes, he asked if was I happy enough to try butt stuff. I said no, like I do every time he asks for butt stuff. He turned over and went to sleep. So much for being nice. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my husband woke up in the middle of the night feeling frisky. He woke me up, got me all hot and ready to go, then before I could get into position he fell back to sleep, leaving me to fend for myself. FML
Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML
Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML
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DataWhore 0
he was tired, give him a break, at least he grabbed ur ass before sleeping!
spitfire35 3
what would you do if he woke you up to have sex?
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Comments (64)
bkullas 0
ur bf is dumb
Ronin420 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ur BF is gay.
jrdirtbike114 2
your boyfriend is hilarious! YDI for assuming guys want to do it all the time
hogsss 0
coming from a deep sleeper, I can honestly say that if I was sleeping and that happened I probably wouldn't even have a clue as to what was going on. actually I'd probably think it was a dream - so don't feel too bad maybe that was the case.
DataWhore 0
he was tired, give him a break, at least he grabbed ur ass before sleeping!
anniedi 6
i know, he could have been very tired. once, I was at a sleepover, and everybody started throwing pillows at me. even one girl took of my bra, but I was so tires that I couldn't care. Then I fell asleep and forgot the next morning..
Xeebar 28
What?
Sports_guy3 28
Cool story bro (#50)
namhowell 6
I was gonna say the exact same thing #4 said. When he complain in the future when you don't wanna do it, just bring this up!
sexycourtcourt 0
woww my bf and I just makeout and shit.. he grabs my ass while we makeout :)
UnicornPukePink 0
Cool story bro. ^
michelleJ11 25
48's info says she's 13... This is what's wrong with the world.
jazzyp424 14
#48 is 17
anonymuse_fml 31
48 originally posted their comment on 2010. she is 17 now that it is 2015 (when you posted your comment).
carbonbasedcynic 17
why should we care
lalasha 0
he was sleepy mens minds are one track he brain was still in sleep mode next time grab his penis or kiss his neck
Ruggyleet 0
lmao
NeW_Daddy 0
you should have just done him while he laid there, if he didnt wake up the first time he will wake up very very happy otherwise
MeTheOnly1 3
Exactly
spitfire35 3
what would you do if he woke you up to have sex?
HighasaCloud 46
Exactly! Double standards are shit. All these people saying the man is lucky to have a horny gf initiating sex instead of denying him for her ulterior gains... Guess what! Men have a choice over their bodies too! He is human just like any woman is. If he doesn't want it, he is well within his right to not have it. Deal with it, OP! You can't get everything you want just because you have a ******. It's not as special as you think it is...
RagePX 0
u must have some hot ass else he would have fallen back to sleep instantaneously !
lilgazelleX 0
am i the only one thinking this post is a little selfish? .. you woke him up because you were horny? know what fingers are for? maybe had you woken him to give him head, i would think this type of thing was acceptable. If my bf woke me up to eat my pussy it'd be hella hot. but if he did so because he was horny he'd be out so fas
snafu57 1
I'd certainly appreciate that. many women don't even like to initiate sex. they're just not comfortable or confident in doing so