Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
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Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML
Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes, and found one labeled "Extreme Girl Nerd". With the wig, the glasses, and the buck-teeth, it looked exactly like me. FML
Magic is real, OK?
Today, my little sister received a fairy costume from my aunt. She put it on and waved her wand at me. She said, "Abracadabra, bibbity poo. I wish Sydney was pretty." When I did nothing, she put her hands on her hips and said, "Can't you just act pretty?" FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
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elmangy 0
wtf? that's not even all that bad. people dress like squares all the time and it's pretty cute. :P
perdix 31
I could have lent her my slide rule and pocket pencil protector. Nerds rule!
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Comments (55)
Courtzz 0
SHAME LOSER!
jetset_fml 0
my sister did that to me too!! XD
Ninjaface 0
You should have told her that you were dressing up as a ****, and using her clothes for the costume.
lameshow 0
don't worry, you will make way more money than she will in life. just wait.
suzsmith 0
haha my sister also did the same thing, only she dressed up as a hippie. it made me laugh
dnaidukes94 0
OK if your name is Teresa... 1. She was wearing socks..and she originally used it for HER costume...and you got pissed because she wouldnt give you her socks for your costume 2. She has a broken leg...and shes in a wheelchair for it SO EVERYONE....DONT GIVE THE OP SYMPATHY!
fourzerofour 0
I think that people under appreciate the sex appeal of nerdy people...
Rosalind39 0
Don't feel hurt by it. The coolest people around are nerds, think of it as a warped compliment :)
El_Pwnzor 0
Same thing happened to me... I liked that T-shirt...FML
yeahfml_blah 0
I DID THE SAME ! coinkydink