liu_kang
United States
Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
Jac
United States
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
box bulge
China
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Anonymous
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Pantess at work
United States
Ripper
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
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fml212121 0
schlong
Fedor_fml 0
Fatality!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fedor_fml 0
Fatality!!!!!!!!!!!
iamchuck 0
Ha, my dick would have won. YDI for having a pussy for a penis.
MyStarrz 0
haha mine too its part metal like Jax's arms ...tht zipper wud get pwned
iamchuck 0
Mine isn't metal, but neither is it made of pussy meat. I'm pretty sure yours is also not made of metal. Paper mâché is much more likely.
xXSc3n1cXx 0
woah woah woah woah. a paper maćhé dick? WTF???? DING! ART PROJECT!!!!!!!!!! ROLFMFAO
irishfever 0
I enjoy the way you phrased this
bidoof_fml 0
Agreed, also like OPs name!
CyclonePsycho 1
Someone needs to illustrate this, immediately. I'm seeing a hotdog (since schlongs can't exactly be illustrated) versus a pair of pants in a classic MK setting. Who's with me on this?
boopityboppity 11
Absolutely, Cyclone. I would probably fall out of whatever seat I'll be in, but it would be worth it.
AMusiciansHeart 2
Very true. I thought it was clever LOL.
LyricalBeba 3
FATALiiTY
KurouTenshi 0
Your balls should've done their duty as Scorpion and retrieved your dick back where it belonged. I'm sorry that their b-button was jammed :(
Ajjas013 6
Is it anything like the 'power door' button on my mini-van? I know how it works real good :D *chases tail*
KurouTenshi 0
The funny thing is, No matter how hard your balls fight to restrain the dong, the konami code will win every time, and cause your pants to spontaneously combust.
Ajjas013 6
Sounds like popcorn. A thought just came up to me and flashed me in my head. Like literally, I saw its penis. Popcorn pop-tarts. YUCK DX
KurouTenshi 0
Popcorn poptarts?! OMG D; I'll stick with frosted blueberry ones toasted buttered Calvin Klein
Ajjas013 6
But... Grape is so much better! Microwaved Cold milk Abraham Lincoln
epoh_fml 0
no no no. gotta have smores toasted broken in pieces cold milk when the cow jumps over the moon
Bizzatch 0
ouch
BM13HC 0
THE ZIPPER WON... FLAWLESS VICTORY... FATALITY!!!
jwheezy 0
YDI.. becareful next time you zip, if there is a next time.. you may have to squat to piss now..
78euge781995 0
Sub-Zero pwns the both of them!!
Ajjas013 6
The zipper. Your boner is very weak I'm afraid. On the bright side, your kamehameha was enough to knock your oponent out.
KurouTenshi 0
YDI for having a weak boner D: lol jk ily Ajjas :D
PsychoMerk 0
Ow :( at least it wasn't "Finished" :p