Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML
Whoops
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Public surprise
Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
Quick thinking
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
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davidhasmorefun 0
pantsing still happens? I wouldve said **** it and did the helicopter
kinkinhood 0
Must've given quite a breeze being in Ohio.
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slaveowner190461 0
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Secret_Fire_King 0
God invented belts for a reason ;-)
chipmunk95 0
@op I hope you shaved O.o
alexis1997 0
#109 LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
TryToBeKind 0
#73, when people say "God invented ..." or "God made", I have always imagined the Sorceror's Apprentice (with Mickey Mouse) when he stretches his arms out. That has always stuck with me. Apparently I see God as a cartoon character. But guess you couldn't pants anyone who wears a robe, lol
JinxSNC 0
Hopefully your vag wasn't a forest.
mayumm 0
hahahahaha
Rawr100 0
and thats how the cookie crumbles
123e3 0
kinky! ;)
deeds184 0
Haley Joel osmitt
lottaluv 0
haas!!! butch
kinkinhood 0
Must've given quite a breeze being in Ohio.
esmsr 0
are you into the whole yeast infection scenerio? ...WEAR SOME DAMN UNDERWEAR !!
davidhasmorefun 0
pantsing still happens? I wouldve said **** it and did the helicopter
WVJimbo 0
What's the helicopter? Pulling up the shirt or something? (Sorry, I've never heard of it LOL)
area51avenger 0
its a dance that only a man can do while his pants are off
humorizer 14
Hahaha.... nice.
Crasken 0
this was written by a woman...FAIL though the idea of helicopter-ing is pretty funny
Veritas143 0
He was saying if it was him he would have helicoptered..therefore his comment is valid and not a failure
Crasken 0
o shi- I guess that's true, but still, I don't think that he realized the OP is a man...
PayneTrain585 0
the OP is a woman its says on the FML
saranottelling 7
Why would you not wear underwear to the mall? I hope you look like a woman so nobody has to come on this website and say: Today, I was at the mall talking to this really nice guy I just met. Out of nowhere, his friends decided to de-pants him. I looked down and saw "he" was a she. FML.
mistershlong 0
this is how massive orgies start
awesome576 0
wow I wanna see that hahaha
quietlytearful 0
why?....