Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
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fretforyerlatte 0
well you suspected he was cheating, dumped him, and turned out to be totally right. it still hurts, but at least you have the satisfaction of getting rid of him, and now you won't second-guess your decision later on.
afatmonkey 0
Yeah. I had a fish once. But my brother fed it green jello and it mutated into a giant zebra that could talk and shoot laser out of its hooves. Unfortunatly, it sounded like Nick Jonus, so we had to kill it with a ***** and throw its chastity ring into Mount Doom, so that never again would this spawn of Satan return. But it was not all a loss. We got to use the laser hooves to make a beer hat.
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Comments (126)
StoryOfTheYear 15
now what on earth could this mean?
Ajjas013 6
It means you're a troll, and you're first. Two things that shouldn't mix. Lemme guess, you had steroids for breakfast?
ydiftw 0
Did it have **** on it?
ilovethatfreak 0
threesome!(;
YourEvilHero 12
ydi for not being hot enough
StoryOfTheYear 15
3- how does my comment possibly make me a troll, at least I didn't say first...
knockasauras 0
10 wins
sarcasMystic 0
Maybe the first part migt be an FML but the second part only confirmed it; not that big of a deal. In fact, it should be a relief that you did the right thing and broke up with him in the first place. Breakups happen all the time, dearie, and so do cheatings.
Ajjas013 6
You just said it. TROLL!
thor89 0
It's his he just likes running around wearing it Him: You can't catch me
Boots1017 0
if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck. believe its a cheating duck for sure! loser
seanreddog 4
Why not break up with him in person? It's no wonder he cheated on you. Anyway, how is being right a bad thing?
Mehness 0
Warning: Do not feed the twelve year old troll in the ugly jacket. Court dismissed.
degco44 0
I agree with mehness. ajjas013 is the troll.
AngryNinja 1
he's endorsing the new mong. classic.
KurouTenshi 0
Ajjas isn't the troll -_- The true troll is... ...EVERYONE D: WE'RE ALL TROLLS!! BECAUSE WE ALL ARGUE ;-; WE. ARE. THE ENEMY. *smokes a cig*
Ajjas013 6
*Slaps Tenshi* Ninja is the troll.
StoryOfTheYear 15
don't you just love when we have a word set aside like troll to truly mean something, and people like 36 and 37 destroy the meaning of it
Ajjas013 6
I used to like Story of the Year until it was your username *Spits in opposite direction* Don't call me a people. I am not a people you rude, disrespectful troll.
boopityboppity 11
Fight! Fight! Go Ajjas! I'm sure everyone roots for him anyway.
gun6slinger9 9
So what you already broke up with him anyway
ElegantSadist 0
well #3, your pic also tells me too things. 1, you are butt ugly, and two, you are a shittier troll who fails at humor.
Ajjas013 6
I feel loved.
StoryOfTheYear 15
42- don't like story of the year, didn't even know they were a band until a few weeks ago, I've been using the username storyoftheyear for months
natas_fml 13
52 wins.
AngryNinja 1
ajjas, we all know it is you who trolls. kurrs, no cigs. bad boy. xP
ambr_jsph 0
3: you look like a guy I dated when I was 13. seriously, grow up
pooley 0
AJJAS plz change ur pic u look like a DOUCHE
iankennedy17 0
dude #3 is a trollin' ****** 10 year old who looks like a ****** fag.
joker125 0
ajjas u are f'in ugly and stupid
ToxicKittieh 0
"Bring in da dancin' lobstas" :D
StoryOfTheYear 15
probably was more for the fun of bashing him, I know it's fun :P, but thanks for shutting him down, been telling him to shut the **** up all day on other fmls
dabomblyktiktikk 0
28 ftw :]
PottentialFML 0
52 win. Ajjas shut up.
Emmmmm55 0
ajjas u r a dumb a** just look at ur pic ur a poser
ALegitNinja 0
sigh, does the Asian always have to kill the troll? Ajjas please keep wearing orange because it will give me a viable excuse to kill you.
StoryOfTheYear 15
then again 93, you have a gay kid as your profile pic
ALegitNinja 0
Also I love how a legit non annoying first comment gets trolled up by some annoying five year old. Did your voice stop sounding like Alvin's yet, Ajjas?
Wolfex999 0
Lol #98 exactly what I was thinking.
mlipro 0
I'd say YDI for being a bitch. He bought you a silk thong as an early birthday present, and as a thanks he gets accused of cheating?
crazeelife12 0
giggedy!!!
Ms_Jessie22 8
How is this an FML? You found evidence to justify you breaking up with your boyfriend for cheating on you. Get put there and find someone new and honest. But first....Get Over It!
Austino713 0
ajjas it frikin looks like ur jackin off to **** dude change ur pic noone wants to see that!!
Austino713 0
ajjas change ur pic look like ur jackin off your 1/2inch dick noone want to see it change pic
f_ed_panda 0
Perhaps he cheats on you because you say things like "in amongst."
idaniboo 0
this fml stinks. thanks for the fail op.
indianabummer 0
#3 stop being a **** monster. Someone is always going to be the first to comment, maybe it was just good timing by the universe and he wasn't constantly checking the site for new FMLs, seeing as how he did not do the whole YAY FIRST ROFL nonsense. Anyway, OP how is this an FML? You broke up with him cause you thought he was cheating and it turned out he was, are you upset by being right? FYL your boyfriend cheated on you, but you did the right thing by ending it. I'm not sure why you are so upset about getting out of a bad situation, because that's how it's coming across.
cocopuff96 0
ohhh that stinks fyl u didn't deserve him. there are other fish in the sea :)
jpjruler 0
damn your ex bf wears silk underwear lol that must have been even more disturbing than the fact he cheated on you ;P lol jk
xXSc3n1cXx 0
lolz if that was the case yeah wtf that would be
afatmonkey 0
Yeah. I had a fish once. But my brother fed it green jello and it mutated into a giant zebra that could talk and shoot laser out of its hooves. Unfortunatly, it sounded like Nick Jonus, so we had to kill it with a ***** and throw its chastity ring into Mount Doom, so that never again would this spawn of Satan return. But it was not all a loss. We got to use the laser hooves to make a beer hat.
dabomblyktiktikk 0
hm. i like u.
toaster468 0
@18 even better it's a thong.
massagenist 0
why didnt it belong to you ? was it not a size 16 ?
startafire 0
How the **** does her size have anything to do with it?
ALegitNinja 0
89 if it didn't fit her it probably was someone else's.
fretforyerlatte 0
well you suspected he was cheating, dumped him, and turned out to be totally right. it still hurts, but at least you have the satisfaction of getting rid of him, and now you won't second-guess your decision later on.
idkweird 0
#4 said it perfectly! You now have closure.
BrookeTrueblood 0
I agree with #4. At least now you know for sure, but I don't think I would have broken up with a guy just because I suspected him of something. Of course, you called him out on it, and made him look like a douche when you were proved right.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agreed. This should make moving on that much easier.
bella_coza 0
I say go with your gut feeling when it comes to thinking your boyfriend or girlfriend is cheating,turns out it's right most of the time.
joker125 0
nicely said :D
T1A2Z3 35
And if it's wrong there's a different issue.
jamjam12 15
hhmmm i dont get whats so bad about this. i mean he did lie but at least you already had broken up with him! but dont sweat it, you'll find someone worthy of you eventually!
ShatteredDreams8 0
i modded this one :)
PsychoMerk 0
at least you got rid of him ;0
iamchuck 0
It's his????
phildalegend 5
ydi for not having a threesome, boring
jdub28 0
you're stupid for pretending that you've had a threesome.
buttonface 0
Seconded.
d4m4s74 12
you think he's cheating on you and you find proof where's the FML?
boopityboppity 11
Hmm... Perhaps that he cheated on her? I think that perhaps we're not getting the whole story. Maybe the OP just broke up with her boyfriend because she didn't like him, but then found that the story she used as an excuse was actually true. Then again, maybe not. That would just quantify your claims and make it easy to break up, wouldn't it, OP? I don't see how that in itself would be an FML.