liu_kang
United States
Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
Jac
United States
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
box bulge
China
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Anonymous
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Pantess at work
United States
Ripper
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
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fml212121 0
schlong
Fedor_fml 0
Fatality!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ajjas013 6
Funny :)
ydiftw 0
Knock out!
dan13mey 0
shlong is win.
skullbashd 3
his schlong went into mortal combat what is he 7 years old
YourEvilHero 12
fatality
farsidee 0
you must have weak pants.
silentfog 0
zipper wins. brutality
erikahhh 0
BOOM Headshot! Get it?
pwnage7 0
heroic brutality!!
jpjruler 0
hehe boom headshot nice dude nice lol... and that sux lol eh shit happens lol
StoryOfTheYear 15
34- wanna see if I can give you a "headshot"? =D
iloveloosy12 0
I love it!
puppergens 0
#34, I'd tap that :p
thor89 0
I wouldn't
metalhead256 0
FINISH HIM!!!
samantha_durano 6
schlong??
bwhahaha_fml 10
anyone ever do stricker's ultimate fatality? it owns
AngryNinja 1
who the hell says schlong?
Ajjas013 6
You just said it.
samantha_durano 6
lol oh! nevermind I got it.
piemasterp 8
lol
AngryNinja 1
be quiet, ajjas, i was quoting op. ;)
Fedor_is_KING 0
I said schlong about three times today #60
78euge781995 0
oh f***. I just got the FML. OP, hope your schlong isnt finished.
StoryOfTheYear 15
lol Sam took you 15 minutes :P
AngryNinja 1
#77.. i really hope you're kidding..
Bamfy 0
brutality!!!!!
Yee12 0
YDI for having teeth
erikahhh 0
Mwt ftw!!
seanreddog 4
this was on something about mary
samantha_durano 6
87: yuup I sat there and stared until I got it.
StoryOfTheYear 15
sounds like you do this a lot =D
foolishworkerbee 0
@17 - it's "kombat", not "combat". there are no c's in outworld. :D
SelfGenocide 0
omggggggg
StoryOfTheYear 15
don't worry I had to stare at it for a minute before I understood it XD
ElegantSadist 0
Brutality. Followed by you crying so bad in Babality.
Fedor_is_KING 0
Just kidding AngryNinja. Kinda :P
gregsdaman 0
34 is sexxxxyyyyyy!!!
cooluc 0
FINISH HIM FATALITY...zipper wins!
AngryNinja 1
for your sake, fedor, i hope you are. xD
luda111b 0
oh man, your schlong is now a schlort.
AngryNinja 1
129, that was beautiful. classic. ;)
ImaginaryFoe 1
#129 wins and THAT was a flawless victory.
boopityboppity 11
113 - Do you have a stutter? Anyway, what happened to the irrelevant comments being removed, the offender's account banned, fire, brimstone, and the like? I was very happy when I saw Sirin's post, but it seems to not be in effect yet.
Killah_Jay 0
Aww maaan, I don't get it. :/
Felendris 0
took me a few minutes to get this one. terribly worded imo.
Felendris 0
FATALITY!
pooley 0
you wish you had a schlong!
brieanna101 0
agreed with 47
joker125 0
64 ur dumb and not funny now me I'm HILARiOUS
ReyEr9412 0
YDI for not wearing underwear
jellybean120 10
YDI for not wearing underwear.
joker125 0
WTF does op stand for
__ShAd0w__ 0
u just did
Kiill3rQu33n16 0
what the hell is a schlong?!
Tripout 0
0_0 @ 94.......WTF DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE FML??? teeth..... ydi for having teeth??? Can someone explain this plz. I can't seem to find the relation of this fml and teeth
AngryNinja 1
op is optimus prime.
cabbitt 0
Finish him!
samantha_durano 6
148: who the hell said I was trying to be funny! I know I'm dumb stfu.
samantha_durano 6
hahahaha oh my ******* god I thought you meant me. sorry, ignore my last comment please hahhaa x)
BoWZeR 1
#34 u have a nice pair of ****..can I stick my shlong inbetween those..;)
paigeatsflesh 11
113 is cute. OP I hope your schlong is still workin(: best of luck to you:D
samantha_durano 6
Paige I wish I had your eye color:D
killpro 0
111 I'd tap that :)
_heatherrr 0
ouch D: have someone kiss it?
paigeatsflesh 11
thank you Samantha!:D
redshortsx 0
I honest to god don't understand one word of this FML soooo YDI????
llorens460 0
5 dollar foot long lol XD
samantha_durano 6
your welcome Paige:D
XCaLX_fml 0
i dont uderstand doesshlong me dick
drewrox 0
I say schlong it's a funny word
HOBOJOE117 0
win that was ****** hilarious
toxicity12345678 0
I agree
smitty876 0
how sam is hott
ctk8511 0
Hope there wasn't much gore
Helghast95 4
LMAO
woofis 0
this FML makes no sense; WTF r u talking about op?
Koolnoob729 0
no he isn't.. If he was, he would say "my dingaling got into a tickle fight with my zipper. my dingaling won"
alleyx3 0
ydi for saying shlong or whatever you call it
toaster468 0
yes. that's disturbing
SteveDufour 0
oh god angry ninjas back trolling!
Fedor_fml 0
thanks
brandon144 0
ha nice
bubbarific 0
ydi for underestimating the abilities of a formiddible opponent
StoryOfTheYear 15
rifling @ 165 XD
StoryOfTheYear 15
rofling, dumb spellchecker :(
samantha_durano 6
damn, I'm having such an off day huh lol.
zoolandersmagnum 0
I get it! counter strike. I read through fml everyday but today I signed up just to reply to this hot chics comment!
Peacemaker9 7
then bam!!!!! he knocks u out and gets the girl instead!!!!!!! lol btw #5 = win!!!!!
Peacemaker9 7
then comes the " LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!" annoucement throughout the store!!!!!!!!
StoryOfTheYear 15
sounds like it even your camera angle is off :D
Peacemaker9 7
wow thats a dam fml alright!!!!!!
samantha_durano 6
224: lol, thankyou I think? 230: my camera angle is off? lol.
VolcomTL 0
win.
pepsicolajessics 0
as i repeat OMGGGG:)lol
MightyMike2509 0
haha erika WIN! haha headshot!
navybabebridget 0
Haha zipper win!!
rawr_iliketacos 0
No you're all wrong! His schlong won with his ninja powers. How dare you assume the zipper won! Don't worry, it happens to me all the time. Damn zipper...
StoryOfTheYear 15
you do get it tho right? your profile pic is off, your day is off? *buh dum bump tsh* lame joke :|
squirell_AIDS69 0
#99 is sexy!
squirell_AIDS69 0
btw I'm pretty sure OP is reppin a schlort, not schlong
samantha_durano 6
hahaha, no I don't get it but maybe that's just me:)
collin715 0
hey you got nice ****
StoryOfTheYear 15
I think it's just you :]
samantha_durano 6
hahaha, yeahh:) I'm slow.
StoryOfTheYear 15
not many people will care if your slow if you look dec like yourself, course you get that all the time on this site it seems :P
squirell_AIDS69 0
Jail bait
StoryOfTheYear 15
well, I'm off to catch a few winks unless a few new fmls come back up within 15 or so minutes
WompWompDub_Step 0
#129. That's all I have to say.
thechief50 0
wow
dreamer66 0
ummm ya we kinda do
greatsarcazm 0
ftw!!
DenisTheMenace 13
lmfao
wilkshire13 0
erikahh ftw! btw nice boobs :)
zachhasse 0
schlong
zachhasse 0
#34 want to **** sometime
zachhasse 0
#156 it's a penis
JohnLovesFMLs 0
your a perv!!!!!
You_fail_how 0
#34 reminds me of snookie... just saying. And I hope you had a good medic in the field to bandage your wounded soldier OP.
I_am_Pingu 0
Yeah, more like a shlort.
danecroft1 0
that's why I wear underwear
CallMeHush 1
You got the frank AND the beans!
RuukasuNinja 0
so true
raNDMGUy 5
ydi for annoying ******* euphemisms
lyssannexo 1
YDI for talking like a nerd
draino108 0
erikahhh is sexy
Kurabsence 0
who the hell's an angry ninja?!
aphillips1123 0
she wouldn't tap you #47
AngryNinja 1
oh no, 205 thinks they're cool!!! 301, that would be me. ;)
hoopstar15 0
hahahaha best one yet
justacoolasian 0
haha
noscope_ftw 0
34 can i headshot in your mouth?
MaxFishr 0
If your too stupid to under stand this its basically have his 8====>~~ stuck in his pants. Schlong ftw.
breenarae25 0
lol u look like Ian from smosh
ConnorG 0
show us the ******* how much?
FML_in_general 0
ur hot :) lol
Starcatch77 20
Oh Ty...
miss_madison 10
I agree. I've been wondering that for a while now
tatang93 0
dat sux
SLKBlack96 5
u spelled "kombat" wrong
flufffypants 0
it's a game you dipshit it spelt with a K
78euge781995 0
nice going retard. FINISH HIM!!
Dubstep_fml 1
FATALITY!
Phil_McCracken 0
#48 fails. Exceptionally. op: was it the beans or the frank. (someone should get the reference)
mshafty 0
Aww "Something About Mary"! Good movie "We got a bleeder!"
junizumi 0
Freakin brutality
katherinebby17 28
damn lol
cyberotter 0
finish him.... sub zero wins
fml212121 0
schlong
bella_coza 0
oh ouch!
BrookeTrueblood 0
Yeah, that must hurt like a mother.. OP, uh, I thought guys stopped zipping up their 'schlongs' when they're like 5.
Phil_McCracken 0
107: couldn't tell ya. I'm 25 and I've never done that, ever. I didn't realize this was such a problem. It's pretty basic stuff.
Yaseeher 0
Oh wow you are both very cute. Honestly.
Lilcommentaddict 0
WTF is a shlong?
xoxbandgeekxox13 3
that's what j was wondering plz tell
silentfog 0
a penis
RODEOqueen 0
A penis. Sorry OP, that must suck.
Sirin_fml 47
It's a penis.
Xrated_exctasy 0
shlong....penis.... (:
seanreddog 4
a subtle way to indicate that your penis is long
chloelovestoswim 6
no no no....dumb people....tsk tsk..... a schlong is a dildoe :) teeheee jkjk
LauraTheKiwi 0
what's a schlong?
nomnommonster 0
Well, what is in a guy's pants and can be compared to a breadstick? dun dun daaa
relyo 0
his yeast infection?
memsyeash 0
lol 39
Resquall 0
39, yeast infections suck balls. Well, at least they can take place on your sac... never mind. >.>
RuukasuNinja 0
39 win !!!
xlovelessx 0
whhhat? sorry I dun get it? lol
goldenone 2
schlong is a cleaner word for dick, ****, penis, etc.. I'm guessing he got tangled up in his pants? ouch
daniel1_1 13
ouch man........ the real question is, do you still have a schlong?
nomnommonster 0
Lui kang. Man, he was the best character.
zolltf 4
nah, it was totally raiden
Blacktivate 0
scorpion. any day
sublimedude777 0
Noob is my favorite. :)
eminemXshady 0
Sub Zero
tournamentdecide 33
I hate Raiden. I can never memorize his combos. Therefore, I can't fight worth a crap with him. I like Sub Zero also.
yerliefsuks 0
haha that'll teach you fyl