Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my bartender noticed my new haircut before my live-in boyfriend did. FML
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML
Today, I cut my bangs. When I asked my boyfriend if he liked it he said, "It's like I'm dating a new girl, this way I won't get bored with you." FML
Today, three people commented on my new haircut. The one I got about two weeks ago. FML
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Chazzster 32
Men are usually not that interested in hair. And might not even notice right away a new hair style. Don’t make that a big deal - We are not all alike in what we like… OP, if you meant you were feeling romantic and “in the mood” it’s better to be more verbal (or naked).
Lost Reggie 22
We are oblivious. Do it for you.
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Chazzster 32
Men are usually not that interested in hair. And might not even notice right away a new hair style. Don’t make that a big deal - We are not all alike in what we like… OP, if you meant you were feeling romantic and “in the mood” it’s better to be more verbal (or naked).
Lost Reggie 22
We are oblivious. Do it for you.
BurnInDemonFire 39
As long as he loves what's below the surface, right?