liu_kang
United States
Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
Jac
United States
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
box bulge
China
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Anonymous
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Pantess at work
United States
Ripper
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
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fml212121 0
schlong
Fedor_fml 0
Fatality!!!!!!!!!!!
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ilovenina 0
I bet the zipper won against the tiny 2inch you call a "schlong" lmfao!
hailphire130 0
finish him!!
xxgallardolp560 5
Holy lolersnakes lol yeah, well nice little Kombat, I hope you didn't get instantly circumsized dude I feel sorry for ur schlong dude
hatedhatedhated_fml 0
What the **** is a schlong???
Rethal 0
Ouch, people... does thus guy deserve to be put down about the size of his penis because he made a mistake?!? Honestly, the chances of him losing any part of it are slim... it just hurts a lot. Don't just hate on penises, people... about 75% of you like either your own, someone else's, or both. Plus, it's easier for it to get caught if it's longer. Seriously. Plus, about half of you have been in this situation (though perhaps not as bad), so...
KingJamesIII 0
omfg. I havnt laughed that hard in a while xD
fukyolife 0
#34 cum c me later... for the rest of u ppl this is a fake fml the op got it off of there's something abt Mary... op ur a jackass
solecism 0
Start with elastic waist pants, then drawstring, advance to button fly, and only then should you attempt to defeat zipper.
julieee015 0
weird word use. haga
defaultusername 0
GET OVER HERE!