Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done, I went to zip up, then realized I'd never unzipped. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, I wore new trousers to work. As I walked to my desk, I noticed a weird damp patch near my zip. Panicking, I thought I'd pissed myself. I rushed to the bathroom, then figured out that it was the condensation from my lunch container, which was in my bag that I had on my lap during the bus ride to work. FML
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
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Top comments
Akitakat 31
Why didn’t you just pull them down?
Zekfen 17
Everyone who is cool pees in their pants!
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Comments (21)
Akitakat 31
Why didn’t you just pull them down?
Zekfen 17
Everyone who is cool pees in their pants!
ohsnapword 21
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
ChromoTec 24
Wait a second - you pissed yourself at the toilet?
RichardPencil 32
Because a big wet spot in your asshole region is so much cooler.
Cali 57
What makes you think he turned them around and put them back on?
RichardPencil 32
Either I read the last sentence wrong, or I read it correctly and you all fixed it.
crazycatlady93 6
I read it the same way the first time! and somehow they went back and changed the words before I re read it 😂
Cali 57
We didn't change anything, but you're definitely not the only one! We shared this FML on Instagram too and half the comments were about putting the underwear back on. Oh well!
pjsr 33
Hangovers are a bitch
TwentyFourBeerz 18
Been there before, not to the extent of completely pissing yourself. Gotta love those buttoned up skinny jeans.
ChakatBlackstar 29
I didn't know anyone used that. When I had to go I was always like "ain't no one got time for that" and just pulled the front down and went over the top of the underwear.
Mungolikecandy 19
It also stretches out the underwear if using the hole.
Tragnove 5
they are talking about boxers not briefs it doesnt damage boxers
aruden 25
Fall back option number 2 pull the front down.
ThatGuy9679 13
I didn't know anyone actually used that thing
julfunky 29
Or maybe take the wet boxers OFF?