liu_kang
United States
Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
Jac
United States
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
box bulge
China
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Anonymous
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Pantess at work
United States
Ripper
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
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fml212121 0
schlong
Fedor_fml 0
Fatality!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comments (340)
alexFYL 11
This is worded so poorly. Mortal combat, not Mortal Kombat... unless your penis was playing your zipper in the actual video game. But I doubt that.
ninja1983 6
this was a video game reference so he spelled it right
alexFYL 11
So his dick and his zipper is a character in the video game? Wrong.
hillbillie_girl 3
ever heard of somethin called boxers?
taylorlseaton 0
ummm I don't even understand what happened
Donnyk 0
so WTF does that mean exactly... that your penis was severed?
itsmehoeee 0
i had to read this like 388 times to get this, I thought his penis and zipper were actually playing xD I feel dumb ._. haha.
campbellshayla73 0
ouch
Moshelle 0
Everytime I think about Mortal Kombat now, I will think about this.. I'm scarred for life. hahaahh.
megan369 0
This was worded awesomely. What is wrong with everybody?
toaster468 0
it probably got caught in the zipper sriveled up, and fell off.
yoogurtisgood 0
so long op's schlong! yes it rhymes I know ;)