Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
Today, my boss came up to my desk to talk about a new project. He came up to my monitor so we can go to a website. My browser had frozen and I couldn't close it. The tabs I had open: Facebook, Gmail, Careerbuilder, Monster, and Resume Samples. FML
Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML
Today, I sent my boss a link to a website I thought would answer a simple question she'd asked. Turns out, yes, the site did answer her question, but it also had some very suggestive ads on it. Apparently I'm the only person in the office who uses adblock. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
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YDI
NGM_47 0
YDI for looking uo **** at work. Seriously, who does that!?
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htownlove 0
haha dummy
mfmylifesrsly 30
what is atleast a decent **** site? ps @1 go htown!!
jasonsaied 1
holy shit there's only one comment on number one!! I think i'll change that lol
ouchthatsux 0
ill change it too
cookiemobzta 0
who still watches ****?
thor89 0
Did he ask for 10 minutes alone
stalexdorito 0
poop in my butthole
mfmylifesrsly 30
who's a bitch? surely not me!
sleekRelease 0
#17 has a good avatar.
ilikepie789 0
ya 66 shes hot
cartermc17 0
dumb that's what the iPod touch is for
AngryNinja 1
i think op's jealous. he/she thought they were the only ****-tube Da Boss would ever need.
strandedinalimo 0
Lol do you touch yourself at work too?
trizzieb 0
You need to wash your grubby dik beaters.
hotscar 3
damn strait
MellowYelloe 0
66. Thats a display picture, not an avatar.
TrollGrammarNazi 0
Maybe you guys should have a threeway with his assistant but you secretly use protection and then he'll be stuck with the child support it's the perfect crime. that way he'll be paying somebody elses check and then she can be your booty call
htownlove 0
number 17 ur from Houston?
mfmylifesrsly 30
@99 yupp I am! @45 I still watch ****.....*awkward silence*
Horney4her69 0
I like Houston. like Austin better though.
mfmylifesrsly 30
I haven't been to Austin in forever. and lol I like your username hahaha
BritneyBiohazard 0
#17 admitted to doing anal on herself...o.O
mfmylifesrsly 30
wtf?? where? no I didn't. I don't do anal..
BlueBomber 0
Blagh. Yuck. Houston is the asshole of Texas. All metaphorical extensions apply in full.
M4V3R1CKR13 0
I am also replying number 1 haha
perdix 31
BlueBomber, Houston is a great place to live, but keep thinking that way and tell everyone you know. If the word got out how wonderful it is to live here, we'd be overrun with pretentious assholes in no time!
woofis 0
I love these fmls he probably checked it out
mfmylifesrsly 30
what! perdix lives in the same city as me? **** YEAH! now I can die in peace.
Pearljammer001 0
haha how many of us are from Houston? I am! I know perdix is. and that other pretty girl is.
Pearljammer001 0
haha yes perdix wins!
mfmylifesrsly 30
d'aw thanks pearljammer :D
Piggilywiggily15 0
Long conversations about cities fail... btw Chicago FTW!!!!
natedog193 0
I'm from Houston too!! just moved from Dayton. lol I think Houston pol read this more than anyone else lol
Pearljammer001 0
congrats on moving to Houston, home of the worlds greatest fml commentor; Perdix!!!
deathcab7 0
wisconsin=win over any other state. just saying (:
mfmylifesrsly 30
deathcab is so cute :) you have really pretty eyes :)
blitzen123 0
Eww... Well...what did your boss say?
mfmylifesrsly 30
blitzen123 is cute too!
JoshGoinesMusic 0
I'm in Houston too. I didn't realize there were so many of us on here.
DGross 8
wooo go PA... Maybe I should head to Houston for spring break... I hear it's above freezing there :-P
WordsOfHope 0
111 wins
Frank155 5
Another reply... lol and OP YDI
spartan_girl 0
hey, since this isn't long enough already, I moved to Houston recently too! and I like it :) didn't realize there were so many others around here
blankettt 0
Aww, maybe I need to move to Houston. Let me tell you, Oklahoma blows harder than its historical tornadoes. =
junolee 0
this is strangely similar to another post about young virgin aholes
kylehogg 0
ur gay
kylehogg 0
Houston is gay GO CANADA!!!!!!!!!
mfmylifesrsly 30
omgomgomg all of us houstonians should have a get-together!! lol jk and yeah 154 Canada rocks! :)
perdix 31
blankettt, You are so right! I used to travel to Tulsa on business and . . . snoozers! Come visit Houston on May 8 for the Art Car Parade. It is unbelievable!
tssm 0
fag
htownlove 0
@123 I'm from Houston too!!
iskatethe218 0
Minnesota is the worst state in America. never visit us. unless it's summer
Pearljammer001 0
oh, and u to ^^^
gtridr 1
let's break a record for comment replies!
ncurtsak 0
Alaska is the best okay
flufffypants 0
admitted to doing yourself anal again possible how??
DGross 8
@ 177 I believe you could attempt it with something called a "dolid" (unscramble for the answer :-P)
manofdoom 0
H-Town FTW
Classless 0
I was wondering the same thing.
CitizenSnipz 0
I can't stop thinking about Left 4 Dead right now.
_Adog2645 24
Wow, every single comment in this thread has negative likes...
drbombay 0
you fail. at life.
tokintot07 0
my old** manager got caught looking at **** on the office computer haa.
DeeBizz 0
let's go fishin' .
f0rged 0
YDI
livluvlaff8 0
he's right
nomnommonster 0
he who?
ndiesal 0
Yeah. What #3 said. That's all that needs to be said about this one. lol
hannahuk1986 0
that was pretty stupid. 2nd!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Almost. Better luck next time.
cookie_monster2 0
5!! anyway u deserved it.
cookie_monster2 0
Your welcome :)
sreczek 0
fail 6
cookie_monster2 0
I like yours too!! :)
Rishy 0
your new job = pornstar
lolque 0
ydi
jellybean120 10
I second that.
MhP_fml 0
YDI for being a moron
NGM_47 0
YDI for looking uo **** at work. Seriously, who does that!?