Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
Today, as I squatted down to get a snack, my pajama pants ripped wide open. I guess the universe is try to tell me something. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, it was my first day working for a real estate company. Just when I got into my car, my pants ripped from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants, a split that was three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, my boss had to order some more work pants since mine were worn out after 7 months. He told me the next set I would have to buy myself, since they usually last workers about 2 years, and I must be treating them too roughly. I didn't want to admit that my thighs rubbing together ended up shredding the fabric. FML
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
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Top comments
austineddy13 0
Consider it easy access
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
Don't worry, having holes in your pants is "cool"!! I'm sure all the old men in the store appreciated your fashion sense.
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Comments (104)
harshpatel009 4
That suks dude, fyl
MrShizzBear 0
It just wanted to say hi
mmjluvi 1
I love your pic!
freakinglaugher 10
Sounds like the beginning of a porno.
BarDownDaily 12
Stop buying pants at Walmart
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Crotchless pants FTW! Just don't sit anywhere if you go commando.
ManlyDunsparce 3
Hey OP... Your snatch is showing.
ilikeapplejuice 7
Better than a camel toe
GovernorGeneral 8
Shopping...so just buy yourself a new pair of pants -.-
ImInYourFACEbook 8
45- Gasp! Shopping? At a mall?! What is this sorcery?!
HahaHokayThen 10
Considering you're at a mall, new pants are an easy fix
ClassyCommando 13
It doesn't say anything about a mall.
Acousticpixie14 6
Why are you wearing hole-y pants? That is so 2006... And what the hell were you doing to rip a hole in the crotch?
Badbrock 6
you have nice ****
MsMindblowing 0
um what does FTW mean..?
hotPinklipstick 24
77- **** the women.
DeOilers 9
Where's desireev when you need her...
afunnyterdcody 5
For some reason your picture freaks me out
austineddy13 0
Consider it easy access
macboatman 0
Well you shouldn't have been crying like one
SecretMe00 5
I've been in OP's same exact situation so many times. I just keep walkin though, it's not like anyone can see it if it's in the crotch area.
doubleea 3
8- missed it by this much.
MeLuvBewbs 7
I tore my zipper apart from my pants. But then I lost weight and ghettoly shoe stringed the two sides of the pants together. When my friends asked why I still kept em. I said "easy access" lol
cheaptrix 6
It's like a fly for lazy people!
G0v3nat0r 7
I consider it a vent for a nice cool breeze.
danishbagel 3
Kinky.
aruam365 24
Yikes, sorry OP - that's embarrassing! Even if someone saw they'd forget about it completely in a few minutes so don't be too upset about it.
AddeU 0
You must be crack in my balls man. What a rip-off.
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
Don't worry, having holes in your pants is "cool"!! I'm sure all the old men in the store appreciated your fashion sense.
Gringe 1
What im wondering how the pants decided this...
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
The pants can decide to do whatever the **** they want to.
Loser10000 9
'tis disturbin
Icejza_DaChilla 7
Maybe they should have been replaced after the first or second hole?
ClassyCommando 13
Wow, OP tore those pants a new one!
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Well, that's awkward.
Nutty4Muffs 3
Is that alcohol in your hand young woman?? Crazy aussies.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Ew, NO! I'm only 14, I don't plan on drinking any time soon. It's an old style cherry soda! I would never, ever, EVER drink alcohol at this age.
mattorama 15
Easy access/extra ventilation!
BeefyQueef 5
Yea op, think positive!
winfieldALJD 6
Well the holes do make it weaker, who else has this happen to them?
TalkingTowelTim 0
Go to the little Asian dry cleaner and let them patch it
fernclogger 5
Happened to me when I leaned down to tie my shoe:)