liu_kang
United States
Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
Jac
United States
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
box bulge
China
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Anonymous
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Pantess at work
United States
Ripper
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
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fml212121 0
schlong
Fedor_fml 0
Fatality!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rickyretardo 0
#47 I totaly agree
shawty_22 0
way too many of these fml's
FarSide 23
Hurts worse if you're a man.
fmlurlife 0
that was well put
Namenlos_fml 20
YDI for the mortal combat reference.
ThaHero 0
Schlong?
kkriistiin 0
shlong = penis, dick, crotch
kkriistiin 0
this is like the stupidest way to say it. just say the zipper ****** up yur dick
Ookami87 0
After this history, i will call my Schlong - Shang Tsung ;)
perdix 31
My schlong would win -- it's made of tool steel!
ScaryyMary 14
You mean your schort?
demoon_fml 7
I have a 8 inch schlong. Beat that perdix. Also, nice pic scarymary.
perdix 31
There's only one way to settle this. . .
perdix 31
Yeah, demoon, I've got a 14-inch schlong. Sadly, the 1/4" diameter makes it an object of derision rather than lust.
hayliews 0
lollerskates