Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
Today, one of my students tried to bribe me $200 to change his grade. When I said no and told him he was lucky I didn't report him, he went to the dean and told him I offered to change his grade for money. I'm now suspended and under investigation. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML
Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML
Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
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earljonez 22
I think your teacher watches too much ****....
nzhx 23
I hope you didn't get into too much trouble for this, OP. If it were me I'd probably turn this back on your teacher for sexualizing a minor. In any case, maybe have a friend tutor you?
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Comments (55)
earljonez 22
I think your teacher watches too much ****....
Shieldsam 15
I'll do anything for an A, sir
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
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It was one of his fantasies
TiffyTaffy96 13
Obviously not, since he told the principal.
jayemerald17 25
Good help is so hard to find
BloodyGlass 10
Wow, someone thought highly of themselves. Asshole.
Cads1 24
There are movies that start out that way so it must be true.
AcieMcG 21
**** twist, the Principal then propositioned the student.
nzhx 23
I hope you didn't get into too much trouble for this, OP. If it were me I'd probably turn this back on your teacher for sexualizing a minor. In any case, maybe have a friend tutor you?
earlytermination 34
I agree. The teacher sounds all kinds of ****** up. I would totally turn this on him.
djm2010 8
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No, at the point it would just look like a little girl trying to get back at a teacher for getting her into trouble. it would be hard to convince anyone else otherwise.
thawny_fml 21
Little fun fact for you 22. If a man watches a woman undress through a window, he gets arrested for peeping tom. However if a woman watches a man undress through a window, HE gets arrested for indecent exposure. Men are always in the wrong. Always.
earlytermination 34
Quite the opposite actually. Anyone involved in child welfare should know to believe the child until it's proven that it's untrue.
ohSNAPyall 27
In any case, it's probably time to switch to a section of that class with a different teacher.
saraaa2552 15
Why does everyone on here go to such ****** up schools
LMAO__no 15
Because a good fml wouldn't read "today, I went to school and came home. it was very boring and mundane. fml"
trucker2 33
Welcome to public schools
joeyl2008 29
Today, I asked my teacher to tutor me for an upcoming exam. He did and now I feel much more prepared. FML
UhHuhHoney 20
Damn, nowadays everyone is just scared because of scandals that recently been happening. Either that or your teacher is a freak.
pooldude 24
Someone thinks way too highly of himself, or he has watched too much porno!
Angeuh_fml 21
So you need tutor for sexams ?