Stellarum
Mexico, Mexico
Tasty snack ideas
Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
eayers2689
United States
Smooth
Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
Bailey
Canada
Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML
Scabby
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
cuppycakeslove
United States
Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML
ManchotDesAndes
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Bezons, France
Tasty treat
Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML
FoodyFood
Adelaide, Australia
Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML
Pimpleeater
New Zealand
Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML
beya
Canada
Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML
Anonymous
Cordova, United States
Skincare routine
Today, I found a DIY beauty hack online, so as I had nothing better to do and my skin is a mess, I gave it a try. I mixed lemon juice with sugar to exfoliate my face. Little did I know, I had a tiny cut on my cheek. The lemon juice made it feel like my face was on fire. FML
anonymous
Shawnee, United States
Specially for dad
Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML
Top comments
hacksaw246 24
Well when life gives you lemons..
olpally 33
Please tell her to stop.... :/ That's nasty as ****.
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cleavers_143 11
oh
Soviet_American 29
I can't even? It left me thinking,"wut?" But hey, not my place to judge.
Hopein2025 14
Nasty
julianthegreat 5
When life gives you lemons shove 'em down your bra and work it girl!!
hacksaw246 24
Well when life gives you lemons..
derp_taco 22
Make lemonade
Harshdfml 14
... give them to this girl.
thatoneninjadude 14
Do you eat your scabs?
cleavers_143 11
throw them at people
Rawrshi 25
You make apple juice and let the world wonder how the **** you managed that?
jerryj 27
When life gives you lemons, make scabonade.
pessimistprime 4
...You make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!
imlifeless2 25
Don't make lemonade! Makes life take the lemons back! Get MAD! Make it rue the day it decided to give CAVE JOHNSON lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm the guy that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'll have the guys make a combustible lemon that'll BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!
The_Burrito_Guy 6
**** all logic and make orange juice
hystericsky 11
I don't need your handouts! I'm an adult!
jack_jill05 14
That is extremely disturbing... I wonder if its a health risk.?
knoxxx 22
Scabs are basically just platelets and protein, so I doubt it. Unless you're picking yourself raw.
firelava 12
depending on the age its a sign of some mental disorder, maybe severe OCD, or bipolar. If they're like less than 10 its a gross habit their parents need to discourage.
Gittoh 21
why bipolar? but deff OCD. Dermatillomania/aka Skinpicking.
Shemermergbergin 7
Did you at least tell her they aren't to be eaten?
HansAnFranz 9
Yum
baseballbv 17
Tastes like chicken.
olpally 33
Please tell her to stop.... :/ That's nasty as ****.
AWiseChicken 9
Oh
HeadlessSparrow 20
at least she didn't offer you some.
gramirez23 9
Greedy ass kid
lifein2014 13
What. The. ****. 0_0
Ashfal 8
That's all i could think of. So disgusting. My brain can't deal with what i just read.....wtf.....
RusticChick 27
Don't knock it till you try it! I mean, I would rather not, but... to each their own? Lol