Today, my mother asked me to drill a hole in one of the studs in her ceiling. Finding it a little odd, I asked her about it. It turns out she's installing the sex swing her boyfriend bought her, and I got to help. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I found out my mom was a swinger when I opened a closet and saw a water bottle saying something with "Swinger Club" on it, with three bags beside it with all kinds of shit in it. She's also doing pole dancing "as a sport" and wanted to have one installed in our living room. My parents divorced just a couple of months ago. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my parents who I haven’t seen in a while. They weren’t home, but I still have a key so I let myself in. When I went to my old room to put down my bags, I was greeted by a sex swing. FML
Today, my mum came over and helped me sort out my spare room. It was great, we found so many things I'd forgotten I had! Including anal beads. FML
Today, I was trying to give my girlfriend an orgasm as she was lying on her back. I asked her, "How do you like that, baby?" She responded by asking where I bought my suspended ceiling and spotlights, as she thought they would look good in her flat. She apparently got bored instead of turned on. FML
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me cut a hole into the crotch of my pants so that he could discreetly fuck me in the room next to his mother's. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
ForeverYoung1 3
Well, it's always nice to be helpful... even if it does scar you for life.
FMLattes 0
LOL, kinky. :P
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FMLattes 0
LOL, kinky. :P
iloveeeyou 0
kinda weird, she shouldn't have told you. fyl!
TheVariableX 0
I bet you like drilling holes in studs...
therealsuperman 0
It's only kinky the first time
cdatribe23 0
haha kinky was my first reaction too XD
mamamiaaa_fml 12
hmm. So is that just a regular swing but a little bigger so you can have sex on it? OP this is great! When it's not in use just wipe it down with something and take a ride!!
skreech96 0
I know I do says the gay guy replying to your comment;)
blankaex 0
65 has the right idea... Or...
zkchild 0
With a slutty mom like that your lucky you didn't end up having to drill holes into studs. The good looking people shouldn't have to deal with that kind of abuse.
roguesurfguy 0
you are beautiful even with shutter shades
ForeverYoung1 3
Well, it's always nice to be helpful... even if it does scar you for life.
yumsugarr 8
hahaha! agreed (:
11colio11 4
YDI for liking chairs
MrCatman1125 2
Decline
Blazingcrono 6
If that's your problem, think harder.
mrjmaster1234 0
ewwwww
Flammin8 0
who comes up with all that stuff? seriously a retail store is almost the size of walmart these days.. *whoow!* takes my breath away..
Sammypye 0
xD I'm sorry but you should ask her if you can use it sometime
Filitov 0
They're going for the Tarzan reenactment, eh?
a_girl_i_know 0
Sounds like your mom will be having fun ;)
Doortje 30
Parenting fail :|
boopityboppity 11
I dunno... You don't know how old OP is or how open he or she is with the parents (and vice versa).
Doortje 30
Having to install your mothers sexswing is ALWAYS a parenting fail, no matter how old and/or open they are.
boopityboppity 11
As you wish. Oh, and your profile should say, "Don't take it too seriously," instead of saying, "Don't take it too serious." Also, "to" is misspelled at the end. I'm really not trying to be rude; I'm trying to help (you said to do so, after all).
Doortje 30
Thanks :)
xcrunner_725 4
EPIC.
stephanie911_fml 0
wouldn't it break? or are they annorexic,
Zebidee 9
Presumably that's why it needs to go through a stud in the ceiling.
stephanie911_fml 0
Ohhh! hahaha. didn't read that part. my bad( :
DarkMoon159 5
blondes^
brieslew 0
my gamertags RAMPAYJER. don't worry I'm not a creep. I just wanna play with someone new.