Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
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kinzokuhebi 0
Well you don't leave a job half finished.
gntfmlingnow 12
It's not even just OCD, once you crack one you can't stop. It's like bubble wrap, except with less bubbles and wrap
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Comments (178)
iTsbSkuLLy 8
It's weird, but once you do one you have to do the others .
nmlutgen 11
So he stops for 5 seconds during sex to finish cracking his knuckles and you decide to share it with the world? Have fun with that.
Omnomitron 0
It seriously pisses me off when people use OCD like an adjective! If you spell it out, it clearly looks retarded: "Today, my obsessive-compulsive disorder boyfriend..." God damn, I'm violently angry now, just describe him as obobsessive-compulsive! (And yes, I have OCD...)
linkinpark98 24
Hey, I do that to sometimes. One pops, might as well pop them all. It's becoming a habit... :s
lizzybug 5
Great way to ruin sex ?? I hope you wouldn't know that from experience if your real age is 13. & sex isn't ruined if someone stops for a couple seconds to crack their knuckles..
lizzybug 5
This was suppose to be a reply to # 66 :/
TheSofaKing 7
Didn't someone post about an OCD girlfriend a day or two ago. Maybe you should send your boyfriend to meet this lady.
KiddNYC1O 22
Well, that's the deal that you made.
shutterbug_brit 1
Wow. You're a shitty girlfriend. You should be understanding of his condition and supportive. It shouldn't be a surprise to you either. Just get them cracked and move on so he doesn't feel bad about it!
abkpw21 1
Lol that's awesome
abkpw21 1
Lol that's awesome