tinygirl
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fluffy
Thanks, honey.
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Anonymous
Getting on
Today, after much measuring with a tape measure, comparing with my sisters and even asking my husband for his opinion, I'm forced to admit that without a bra on, my boobs now sag so much my nipples hang down to the level of my belly button. FML
max
United States
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Cnscott0205
Denver, United States
Big one
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
not-that-fat
United States
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Delilah
Norway
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
LosTits
United States
Booby trap
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
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ishatmyselfonce 0
lol your chest fails or his chest fails? or wins? depends on how you look at it
dragonaair 5
Either your boyfriend is obese or you have tiny breasts.
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Comments (191)
sweetstuff90 0
ouch that sucks
j300zx 0
Make him go on Boys Gone wild. wait...nvm. Girls Gone Wild!
unclepester 0
if you had bigger breasts you probably wouldn't have to date a man with moobs.
ptxace 0
Agree with 48
squishy01 0
send me pics. I'll decide. ;D
MichaelGood 0
ive been in this situation many many times :D
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
OP's boobs: (.) (.) Her boyfriend boobs: ( . ) ( . ) he wins.
bamagirl14 0
Yours are sexy though. I'm guessing his aren't.
bamagirl14 0
that was to 97 by the way
EpicPear 0
FYL. The boyfriend can change his moobs, you can't. :P
cupcakemann95 7
lol
kameryn25 3
hey fat guys need lovin' too.
nmitche95 0
nah athletic guys like me r where it's at ;)
MichaelGood 0
no athletic guys LIKE ME is where it's at ;)
ISinSoDoYou 0
******* or gtfo?
ishatmyselfonce 0
lol your chest fails or his chest fails? or wins? depends on how you look at it
Korill 3
Yeah, she can play with boobs too now
SchiTzenGiglez 0
haha excellent
DanielleWolf 0
well its a win or fail fail because she is just flat chested and hes only a lil big or win because she ISNT flat chested, her boyfriend is just fat.
EmoGiana 0
When she said this, she was FMLing herself because she's saying her boyfriend has boobs and she doesn't. She isn't FMLing because her boyfriend. Just her small ****.
cattykins 0
your icon. NERU QAQ
MichaelGood 0
I am nearing a c! her boobs cn b b"s thts not small just handsized. no worries there
auto_da_fe 2
#100 Just because a man is chubby enough to have boobs doesn't make them any less of a man. I mean, as long as he isn't much bigger than an A cup, I don't see any problem there.
ambowew 7
imagine how much action you can get with those tah tah's!
dc295 3
badunka dunk man lol
sephoraprincess 7
moobs ftw
mikle123 0
wtf?? lol ftw????
IndianRapper 0
haha im gonna start calling them that:D
lolmonster34 0
#129 he means moobs for the win -_-
FYLDeep 26
Your boyfriend must be going for some sort of fatass achievement.
SchiTzenGiglez 0
or fat *******, cus I'd say he one
DKjazz 20
Or maybe he got implants. Men have to feel pretty too sometimes!
DaKiller5182 0
Achievement Unlocked 50G - Fatass
testthecoal 5
do you wear frisbee's as a bra?
Sexy_Lettie 2
ur duckigator is so cute
sk8rchick97 0
lmao total WIN(:
dragonaair 5
Either he is obese or you have tiny breasts.
OliviaNicole 5
Or both...
dragonaair 5
Either your boyfriend is obese or you have tiny breasts.
Infamous_Hawk 6
Or both...
atthegates 0
thanks tips
hardcore1414 0
I think she's in the itty bitty titty club
guitarman1998 0
*Itty bitty titty committee
kaybows 14
Maybe he's super ripped and has big pecs. Look at Chris Evans, he must be around a D-cup.
Jujunut 4
Either way does it really matter? If it bothers you that he's overweight(?) then make him go on a diet, and if if the case is that you have an almost flat(again, ???) chest, either way what is the problem? >>; If it's the former, you can help him go on a diet (if he's overweight), the healthiest choice. I'm a woman, I have small boobs but I don't understand why people think boob size is sooo important that you "hate your life" or them. There's plenty of men out there who don't mind breast size, my boyfriend included. Preferences, preferences.
xxxkkxxx 0
or instead of putting them on a diet you could dump them
cptmorgan15 2
I don't think the FML is because of the size of her ****. I'm pretty sure it's because of the size of her boyfriends ****.
circlejerk69 0
I'm a guy and I don't mind a girl small ****. But would I rather date a girl with big ****. YES!!!
cavalos94 0
33 win:)
kkline04 0
u can't make someone go on a diet or ur not even a good girlfriend. supportive not a bitch dumb ass.
lolmonster34 0
Yea I'll give you a nickel if you can find me 20 guys that would rather date a flat chest rather than a big chest -.-
stevenJB 25
I prefer small to medium sized breasts. Theres a point where the size is just a hassle.
DanielT1994 19
Men are naturally meant to like curvy women because they'll be better candidates as mothers. Big hips are good for childbirth. Big breasts are good for feeding. It's nature trying to select the better genetics, with society interfering.
BobsUrAunty 2
@ #7 how would that even work?
circlejerk69 0
he is calling the girl flatt chested
MrConned 0
HOHOHO