Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, during sex, I somehow sneezed hard enough to really hurt my neck and shoulder. But don't worry, writhing in pain doesn't ruin the mood. My boyfriend just kept going. FML
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
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Top comments
fishycanswim 0
Well that...sucks, you really...blew that one for him.
AyeItsMobleyy 0
cocky much?
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Comments (199)
drewbnewbie 0
that head must've been painful...
lemoncows 2
lol she got whiplash from giving head
Daneish 0
Never stop in the middle of a hoe down!
Unnamedsoul 0
lol
cusof 0
u remind me of mr t
alexbeathalo2 4
your bf must have a really small c***
Jizwold 0
wat? how could u possibly come to that conclusion?
trudom108 0
WTF how can you get that from her fml
shanie123 10
#5 plz explain how you came to that conclusion from what she posted
mind_geek 15
there are so many things wrong with what you just said.
cruxx 0
win
tpea 1
ouch !
AyeItsMobleyy 0
cocky much?
reptarroars 7
:D nice pun!
HeatherXCore 0
Ba dum ching! :D
JillianlikesVogu 0
I see what you did there.
ClaireBear9087 0
you my friend, may be my new hero
AyeItsMobleyy 0
yay I like being peoples heroes :D
nascar1477 0
you are super cute ;)
AyeItsMobleyy 0
187- I HOPE your not talking to me..
xleanne_aLly 23
Conky! I love him.
Rowdey 10
183 - 154 isn't that far off from your "12 year old daughter" whom you "love spending time with". Thought I'd put that out there.. And she may actually be that dude.
Eyou 0
good for you <.<
fishycanswim 0
Well that...sucks, you really...blew that one for him.
jpeezy122808 0
hahaha ^^^^^ winner winner chicken dinner! your comment made me giggle :-)
Fichael 0
^ lol :)
10_4Franky 0
That was a good laugh!!
kingghidorah 10
16- i want a chicken dinner...would you like to share?
kingghidorah 10
16- i want a chicken dinner...would you like to share?
AKlesbian907 0
rofl
shanie123 10
lol @10
Sailor_Mars 6
good luck getting the favor returned after that!
machiko_fml 0
I love your username. Sailor Mars ftw.
Sailor_Mars 6
thank you! I'm slightly obsessed
starile 20
I'VE ALWAYS LOVED SAILOR MARS! She's my favorite :) I was obsessed with Sailor Moon stuff for yeeears lol
Sailor_Mars 6
same! I've been watching it all my life!
ayleyyasuko 0
"good luck getting the favor returned after that!" why?
Mpsteve13 7
sucks to be your bf