Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML
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Top comments
RedPillSucks 33
Wear one of those foam cheese hats while having sex. It wont spoil the mood, honestly.
srhshl 9
I'm terribly sorry to see you're bad at English.
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Comments (76)
x_Cupcakes 0
How kinky! (;
crissyspic 0
hit her from behind?
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
^win
brycereid 0
that's hawt
jokesta187 11
helmet? or hockey mask? lol might help
mitchem 3
it's pretty sad that I get chastised for sticking up for another person
dumbestdrummer 0
I'm terrably sorry to hear your getting laid
srhshl 9
I'm terribly sorry to see you're bad at English.
mitchem 3
I'm terribly sorry to have to see someone correcting another on the Internet.
ZeeBest86 6
I'm terribly to see someone ranting about someone correcting someone on the Internet
ZeeBest86 6
sorry*
ChronicSnowflake 0
haha funny shit
DuckOnAStick 0
I'm terribly sorry I'm keeping this chain alive.
swimmerstud 7
I'm terribly sorry for responding so late.
Nadinek98 0
I'm terribly sorry u replied late.
boopityboppity 11
I wouldn't be sorry at all if all of your computers just blew up. Except for 12; you didn't mean to start it.
iamthellamaking 0
im terribley fer speling evrythang rong nd continuing dis chian
Cass3m0 0
That your could have been right...
lebronesque73091 12
Shut the **** up!! That gets annoying fast.
SoccerForTheWin 5
Win
surferchick96 0
And u hving sex all the time is a problem how?
yuggi1 11
She probably has several concussions.
FYLDeep 26
He's just not digging the whole S&M routine. You both have to be willing you know.
tammy0312 6
lmao! warn him before climaxing and concentrate on using your hands and scratch instead.
TheDrifter 24
Absolutely right FYLdeep. It took me forever to sort out the charges last time I messed that one up. Op either needs to invest in a helmet or have herself tied to the bed frame a little more centered on the mattress.
nikky_star 0
damn!
BoobooBear8 0
lol, good way to get more endorphins..
BelleElle_fml 5
Why exactly is this an FML?
KristinaKreme 0
I know right?^ Just be more careful next time, OP.
mitchem 3
idk possibly the six or seven face prints in the wall and banister? I doubt she could be very careful as I am sure it's an impulsive reflex that she can't control.
fanuvlb 0
that's what I was thinking. shit like this gets posted while good ones get rejected.
Alpha69_fml 0
you are beautiful
xStiina 0
You like it rough.
iamthellamaking 0
you know you do to