wtf
Dearborn, United States
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Special interests
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Yak
United States
Fungus
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Grrr
Salem, United States
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
caitplaysguitar
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, gross
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
Stinky
United States
Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML
fububc
France
Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
iliku
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Anonymous
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Top comments
milehigh52 22
Go watch Megan from Drake and Josh then start plotting your revenge.
184886837272837 32
This way he can be close to you while you sleep.
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Comments (40)
zarbof 19
He's a keeper :)
noah_1234 24
guys taking revenge to the next level
ProfessorMctitie 20
She should have just toed him to stop
184886837272837 32
This way he can be close to you while you sleep.
milehigh52 22
Go watch Megan from Drake and Josh then start plotting your revenge.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Order a batch of Peruvian Puff Peppers while you're at it.
SS 31
Well that's a clippy situation!
JuliaaNoelle 26
No... Just.. No
SS 31
Fair enough I suppose
carolyn_m 19
He wanted you to remember him by something. He just chose toe nails
Ashwathi 21
You should switch pillows with him.
Philintheblankz 14
You idiot! The toe nails go under the pillow! How is the toe nail fairy supposed to replace them with shiny currency if they are in your pillow case? Sheesh!
purelymixed 17
That's just innovation at its finest
tykatdesigns 13
That's ******* cute
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
Cute? If my boyfriend did that I'd be pissed.