Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
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Top comments
Nyc__Princess 0
Lol. Now that's the meaning of rough sex.
MAGNAVOX 0
Next time yell stop?
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Comments (203)
Nyc__Princess 0
Lol. Now that's the meaning of rough sex.
BelleElle_fml 0
That's hot. ;)
tbates0805 0
!!!
alliewillie 22
... why, instead of just screaming, didn't you say STOP? or OW THAT HURTS?
MrDanimal 0
10 is hot!
Lythiaren 8
No, "Ow that hurts" can still be connected to the sex. Should have yelled "MY FINGERS" before he broke them.
black_knight402 0
41 she's in high school you pedophile.
ChrisSG 0
a simple 'Stop!' would have done the trick..
KiddNYC1O 22
Everybody knows stop means go.
longtimesunshine 4
no is the new yes?
nakidna 0
agreed. she's very hot :P
Daerauko 0
maybe she forgot the safeword
ke59100 1
41 is creepy looking
sicxfml 0
Kinky ;O
biass 0
41, I don't think she's 18 so back down. This FML is halarious, sucks for the OP though.
seanders 10
Well you scream when your head bounces off the headboard, what did you expect him to think?
VictoriaVague 0
hahaha. wow. xD
panchod1234 0
your hot!!
moSpice 0
u look like a sex offender and ydi OP
BelleElle_fml 5
LOL, I'm 17. So 41 is still too old judging on his picture.
theian01 3
Remember when this comment had to do with a girl breaking her fingers between the wall and headboard? Yeah, neither do I. OPp, how's about screaming "STOPMYFINGERSAREBREAKING!," or "THISISAHARDHEADBOARD!" or my favorite, "WEMUSTSTOPINTERCORSEBECAUSEMYPHALANGESAREBEINGFRACTUREDATTHEMOMENT,KTHNXBYE!"
redpump 0
#44 love ur banana dp (^_^)b
Aerius_fml 3
So... he's a hebephile/ephebophile?
kaitt11108 0
lol i wouldve kicked him off.. (:
black_knight402 0
lol thx 152
softball1432 0
a whole new meaning of rough and kinky sex(;
killabee 0
Yeah I bet you liked it, you sick masochist. jk:)
MAGNAVOX 0
Next time yell stop?
thatxgirlxthere 0
exactly what I thought
Carlie_McCartney 1
that could just as well be misinterpreted as a sexual push--"stop it you naughty boy" and besides, what are the chances the boy'd listen? fyl, ydi.
ImaginaryFoe 1
If "Stop, you're crushing my fingers" is interpreted it as "Stop, you naughty boy" chances are good you're dealing with a sadist or an idiot. NO MEANS NO!
justsayfuck 5
Haha, that reminds me of a scene in, I believe, Eurotrip. Where the guy visiting a sexclub in Amsterdam was told he couldn't scream 'stop' when he wanted them to stop, because people tend to say that when they really don't mean it. So he had to scream some unpronounceable word, which was of course misunderstood.. Dumdumdum. The rest you can watch yourself. I didn't like the movie, but that scene was funny :)
starberries 0
If she said stop and he didn't listen, that's called rape.
zaku2capt 1
bring out the flugenheimer haha
zaku2capt 1
bring out the flugenheimer haha
zaku2capt 1
bring out the flugenheimer haha
zaku2capt 1
bring out the flugenheimer haha
justsayfuck 5
That's going to be fun explaining to the doctors :D
rottentomatoes 7
haha. yeh :)
dogcolon 0
****
sexyninja1998 0
its like "me and him were having sex when i went to put my hand on the wall".i wonder what her parents would say:)
cfacheerguy 0
More like "so we were having sex and my fingers got stuck...."
krushr 3
Brings a whole new meaning to "finger bang"
brookalyn 7
win
thrAsHeRr9081 16
^this
boopityboppity 11
Yes, 48, we see it. Thanks a bunch.
EffinAhole 0
win!
yutsnme 0
haha!!
theian01 3
It's when you make your fingers likes gun, right? That give me an idea for a boy band! I wanna finger BANG BANG you!
surferchick96 0
the bed isn't a safe or original place anyway
killabee 0
lolwut? Seriously, your sex life shouldn't be confined to the bed, but there's no reason to avoid it alltogether.
quite_bored 9
The grill is a better place.
mahona_fml 0
yeah, who's giving points for origionality?
dena_abdallah 0
a grill?? WTF?!
lilbuscus 1
WTF??
jjames67 4
that's what you get for sticking your fingers between the wall and the headboard.
rextasy 0
That's original!
Jessi2487 0
shoulda actually said something instead of just screaming. that was stupid. ydi
xlovexsexxmagic 0
hahaha! for him that musta been a huge upset! for you a bad experience on rough sex.
pinkerton015 0
Sounds like someone needs a 'safe word'...
jamesd333 3
Noodles!