Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
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kinzokuhebi 0
Well you don't leave a job half finished.
gntfmlingnow 12
It's not even just OCD, once you crack one you can't stop. It's like bubble wrap, except with less bubbles and wrap
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Comments (178)
kinzokuhebi 0
Well you don't leave a job half finished.
fernclogger 5
A tenth* finished
innavoiG 9
Or one tenth finished
XKXKKXK 10
28- I'm all for blatantly plagiarizing comments, but try not to do it to the comment right above yours. Looks tacky.
xatemyheartx 4
He probably didn't see the other comment, they were posted at almost the exact same time.
thelinlinx3 10
46- his comment was 11 minutes apart..
snowboarder531 5
#46 Seems dyslexic.
Bonzer 2
51- 9 minutes...
innavoiG 9
I didn't read his comment before I wrote mine, excuse the **** out of me.
thelinlinx3 10
77- you got me. The guy was still wrong either way :P
PYLrulz 17
84 - That excuse MIGHT work IF you posted a minute or so after.
Llama_Face89 34
I suppose it's possible to comment without expanding the replies. Still no reason to come back and bitch because people called you out, 84.
thelinlinx3 10
Yeah 84! Just accept your fault ;P
deBlobX 12
I'm sorry I made a mistake take no notice of this comment
viviblink 4
you have eight knuckes so it would be 12.5 percent finished
purplenerple8 6
I hope he at least finished after that
Kajol123 5
Well he does have OCD, so I'm sure once he started something, he'll finish. Unless, you know, one of his toes popped ;)
bertman21 5
Or he realized she turned the lights off wrong.
triviumrocks 4
Classic reference to another fml
gntfmlingnow 12
It's not even just OCD, once you crack one you can't stop. It's like bubble wrap, except with less bubbles and wrap
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Oh god. I'm in your profile picture. :D
ScaughtieHolden 11
She kind of blew it out of proportion. *Today, my boyfriend cracked his knuckles at a time I deemed unfit.
Enslaved 38
75, Squeaky but no side pics? That's one thing I hate about the FML app, you get the comments but it takes forever to have the profile/picture pop up. Unless you recognize that person's name (there's so many) you don't know who left the comment until......... :P
FrenchToast94 0
~cracks Knuckles~ Ready for round two? :P
BuhBuhBoomer 2
You can't just do 1/10th of the job and quit there.
Bekll 31
Better than him continuing with sex and complaining that he doesn't feel right until he cracks the other nine knuckles.
unknown_user5566 27
Exactly! I am the same way with popping my knuckles, wrists, ankles, back and neck. Whenever I accidentally pop one, or see someone else pop something, I have to finish the entire process.
Bekll 31
I have OCD myself. Say, if I drop a pencil behind a desk I have to reach under and push it back up from where it fell to retrieve it 'properly'.
sareje 3
haha I can't stand open cupboards.. everyones different
jwbfml 11
You could've done it for him so he didn't have to stop.
BuhBuhBoomer 2
I don't get the same satisfaction by having someone else crack my knuckles for me.
Wicked361 8
"Oh Yeah that's a sexy way to crack. Finger isn't baby?" hmm Sounds appealing
IdontWanna69 8
Gotta have balance! Hope he finished well.
teresee 8
Maybe the toes are next.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Well I hope he at least continued with sex afterward :P
jemmers 13
At least he can concentrate on you now instead of popping his knuckles. Could turn out to be good for you. Go with it.