Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
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kinzokuhebi 0
Well you don't leave a job half finished.
gntfmlingnow 12
It's not even just OCD, once you crack one you can't stop. It's like bubble wrap, except with less bubbles and wrap
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Comments (178)
mckels 2
I read and had to stop and crack my knuckles.. Hmm.
tulipano 1
Your boyfriend is a psychiatric disorder? Weird... But seriously, people can't "BE" OCD. People have OCD or are OC. I mean, people with diabetes don't say "I'm diabetes", they say they're diabetic.
alltimekyle 6
It's all about excepting your loved one's imperfections and dealing with them in any way possible.
ScarletBloom 14
I feel awkward when I dont crack the other 9 when i accidentally crack one of my knuckles.
worldclassrager 41
I don't see why he couldn't finish inside you...but in the end you got sex twice...maybe more depending on the numbers he likes...
jarmezzz 2
Just cracked all my knuckles after reading that. It felt amazing. Thanks!
HogHunter450 0
That stinks. im OCD about it too only i have found 20 spots on my hands to crack 2 per finger and once i start or accidently do one i must finish. sometimes it sucks even and gets in the way
NahdiaB 4
LOL.
Apostle123 2
I have OCD and to all the people who think its just about being a clean freak, you're wrong. I'm not all that sanitary, it's just that your body feels uneven. Like if I accidentally hit myself in one but I thump my other but it if I accident walk on one foot twice in a row I do that same to the other. My OCD is mild but it's all about making my body feel even. You can't really understand unless you have it tho
Apostle123 2
*one nut
MilkMaid75 2
You knew he had OCD, it's not his choice, but loving him is.... Are ya sure ya do? F His L is the only way I see it!!!!!