Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML
Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
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cocacola999 27
I'd delete it fast, before Chris Hansen finds out.
Viewerv 2
So despite what a few people have said, childhood masturbation is apparently not all that uncommon. Not all kids do it but apparently a surprisingly high number do. They don't necessarily realise it's "sexual", just that it feels good. Speak with you child's doctor if you are worried. Then speak with your child about boundaries and privacy. Humans are complex creatures and that includes our young. There is no point in pretending all kids are innocent snowflakes who don't touch themselves.
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Comments (24)
Goblin182 27
Well, it does feel good.
cocacola999 27
I'd delete it fast, before Chris Hansen finds out.
thunderoxys 2
Take a seat-just take a seat right here
amarie2009 22
Just take a seat over there LOL!!!
roguespartan113 15
Agreed
Excadere 0
While it is bad that he used your phone for it, it is natural to be curious about your body. I'd try to teach him about it in a kid friendly way (birds and bees) something to satisfy his curiosity. I'd also warn him about using cellular devices for that purpose. He's young so there's still time to remediate.
Excadere 0
Remediate
TheJamesFTW 4
Wut in tarnation?
karma1221 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
are we just going to ignore the fact that this stud is able to have an erection at 4 years old?
BloodRedViola 12
Babies are known to get erections even in the womb. It's a natural body process, especially since the penis is full of nerves.
crazyindynathan 13
It's not uncommon for babies to be born erect.
alaina1104 11
Little kids can get erections. You just don't ejaculate until puberty.
sjattiepoo 1
What goes through my mind now is how he knows what masturbating is and how he came up with the idea of doing it, as normally a four year old isn't sexually active.
mattyiscool123 26
Doesn't take a genius to know what masturbation is. Usually it interchanges with playing with oneself
Bearsmomma 30
Children, EVEN BABIES/TODDLERS, explore their bodies. He doesn't know what he's doing and it isn't bad for him to it. It feels good, and that's all he knows. Parents have to teach them it has to be a private event though. ALL little boys do it.
Viewerv 2
So despite what a few people have said, childhood masturbation is apparently not all that uncommon. Not all kids do it but apparently a surprisingly high number do. They don't necessarily realise it's "sexual", just that it feels good. Speak with you child's doctor if you are worried. Then speak with your child about boundaries and privacy. Humans are complex creatures and that includes our young. There is no point in pretending all kids are innocent snowflakes who don't touch themselves.
heart_aussie 32
For young children it can be a way to deal with anxiety. Just putting the info out there :)
GhostFox 34
This can be a sign of poor hygiene- or irritation- in that area, in addition to the reasons other people have given.
adventureinthesea 14
Speak to his doctor. There are many explanations this could have, some natural and others not. Maybe I just watch too much SVU but the fact that he is doing that plus taking a photo is worrisome and I hope it is just him exploring.