Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I decided to watch some porn to cheer myself up after having recently been dumped. Halfway through wanking the gibbon, I got a horrifyingly painful cramp in my foot, and cried out in pain. Ten seconds later, with my pants still down, my dad rushed in to see if I was okay. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML
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Top comments
Beanu 20
At least you caused pleasure and satisfaction for him while rubbing his foot better
piedpiper303 29
Oh yea! Cramp more foot! Ohhhh yeaaaa!!!!
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piedpiper303 29
Oh yea! Cramp more foot! Ohhhh yeaaaa!!!!
HersheySquirts 17
He just could not fullfill your satisfaction..... as guys we will make any reason for such situation.
NotR3ddy 20
He might've cramped from trying too hard haha
GeneralStew 7
Remember everyone stretch before sex so no unfortunate cramps ruin everything. :P
skeeter551 10
ahhh! so tight!
Beanu 20
At least you caused pleasure and satisfaction for him while rubbing his foot better
nchic01 17
but still a major buzz kill
Mr_Loudmouth 9
Catching a cramp during sex is no joke. Once during sex, both of my quads cramped up on me simultaneously. That was horrible.
13ky13 20
Major Buzzkill *salutes*
baseballbv 17
At least you got the satisfaction of knowing you pleased him.
damaniii 7
I guess it was too much of a "feet" to handle.
aleahlioness 15
Feat, guys.. Feat.
rhysfucker 24
You'll be able to laugh about this later; for many years if you stay together. Cherish the small funny moments!
CoGhostRider 31
Oh the agony of "de feet"
belljars 22
What its love?
SweetasCandy0609 28
What?
colombiatti 14
Let me finish that for you #7 ;) Baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more What is love? Baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, uh uh
emily4040 18
Sorry OP. You gotta feel bad after that.
junkman6 22
Am I the only guy sex starved enough to say he wouldn't stop having sex because of a foot cramp?
SnazzyPotter 17
*looks around the room* *whispers in a squeaking voice* "....no"
genYnot 19
I'm a girl and I still agree with you. I wouldn't stop either.
NightHawk387 22
You've obviously never had a really agonizing foot cramp. Foot cramps are the worst kind of muscle cramps.
ohcheriecherie 20
I'd probably feel too awkward to stop because of a foot cramp... ...
wannabeactress71 8
I'm a girl so it might be different but foot cramps are the WORST of all cramps. It feels like your foot is caving in and it's just very painful.
Godsofdracos 15
Wait until you experience one during sex. You might say you won't stop but that's not true at all. I think mine went "Ow, ow, ow, oh shit leg cramp"
glabberfasted 16
58 - Speaking as someone who has prescription narcotics specifically FOR period cramps... Muscle cramps are much worse. What's worse about period cramps are that they don't go away as fast.
junkman6 22
I've played sports all my life so I've had my fair share of cramps. Including foot cramps. "Finish the play and die after." "Rub some dirt on it." Both sayings come to mind immediately.
Sirmrcrowley 12
Were you f**king on a treadmill?? How the hell........I'll leave this one alone!!!
Mr_Loudmouth 9
There are plenty of positions that require the male to be on his feet/foot. Read a book bro!
cryssycakesx3 23
he doesn't even... have to be.. on his feet...
SweetasCandy0609 28
#10 I'm guessing you're the traditional boring missionary kind of person instead of the experimenting kind or just plain inexperienced.
Pikachewbacca 7
Apparently, you decided to not leave this one alone..