Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, I went to the phone store to get a new SIM card. The store manager went on my browser to see if my data was working. Two pages of porn popped up. FML
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
Congratulations, you confirmed that Dad is human...
RichardPencil 32
You should "fix" it by setting all of the tabs to gay **** or straight ****, whichever is the opposite of what you found.
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Comments (9)
Chazzster 32
Congratulations, you confirmed that Dad is human...
EmmaMK 35
8 years ago it happened to me. I picked up my dads iPad and saw images of women with very hairy bushes. My husband still laughs at me and hands me a baby wipes every time I pick up my dads iPad. You can never Unsee it!
RichardPencil 32
You should "fix" it by setting all of the tabs to gay **** or straight ****, whichever is the opposite of what you found.
mickymoose1 15
Dad's have needs too. He's just trying to live his best life.
Glitterbaby2613 20
he human too
weeping_willow 25
If it wasn’t for your dad getting horny, you wouldn’t even be here so
wmayrhofer 18
Ah, there's the rub!
mccuish 25
Were they any good
randybryant799 21
And???? That's it?