Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mood ruined
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anon
Lawrence, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally reached the point where it became necessary to give my boyfriend an ultimatum: either clip your toenails, or we aren't having sex. FML
wtf
Dearborn, United States
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Marvel Comics
Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Special interests
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
onepussytwopussy
Birmingham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Sensitive snowflake
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
only my life
Concord, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Oooooooh!
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
C0r1nn3
Santa Clara, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
smellyfeet
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML
Top comments
heeheehoo 0
YDI for not being hygenic.
gh3tt0cak3s 0
lol moment ruiner :P
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heeheehoo 0
YDI for not being hygenic.
observesandgasps 0
I agree.ydi for being a cancerous ***** and not waiting until marriage to give up your vag badge.
MaRs3 0
Do people have no self control? Just because your probably in High School getting made fun of for being a nerd doesn't mean you can insult others. Get some self respect and get your head out of your ass.
lagginwaggin 0
it's a new type of four play!
AngryNinja 1
shoulda scratched him with them. and told him you hope he likes it rough. xD
Sirin_fml 47
... It's now official; Pendatic is actually a hick.
pwetzel 0
fail at life much? stupid city-kid douch country boys would kick your ass anyday
AngryNinja 1
win.
gh3tt0cak3s 0
lol moment ruiner :P
prettybrwneyes16 0
at least he wasn't reminding you to shave or wax down there XD
boog_fml 7
Yuck. That's pretty bad.
IWorkInAStore 0
on the plus side he has good vision...or maybe for you that's a negative...
garrettjordan 0
y does that matter it's not like your gonna kill him with your toenails
SliceNthrice 0
or maybee she will
maskedman 9
nobody wants to get slice n thriced with toenails during lovemaking.
cowgod 0
foot jobs are dangerous if you have long nails
miianah1 22
Maybe he just felt them rather than saw them.
EV34 6
hobbit's feet lol :D
treesdevin 0
hahaa ****** up and funny at the same time lol...
pariah13 0
lmao. hobbits feet!
karamelkream 0
aaahhh it's stories like this that make me appreciate my splendid boyfriend
ambrz 0
eww dumb
stealthpanda 1
ydi for being gross. haha that's nasty!
garuru 4
yea it hard not to notice the toenails when i got on top of her the toenail cut me bad and were black and it wasnt nail polish
Rowdey 10
I see..