Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the couch and his legs were on my lap. We heard a loud firework from somewhere outside our window, we both jumped and I felt the pain of him kicking me in the nuts. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
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Top comments
SauceySarah 30
Kinky.
keithsbooty 20
I cringed by the thought of this.. Sorry OP.
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Comments (25)
SauceySarah 30
Kinky.
tin_cup 27
Yes, yes it is!
keithsbooty 20
I cringed by the thought of this.. Sorry OP.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Sorry OP! Hope you feel better soon..
Sepharios_fml 7
My boyfriend did the exact same thing except it turned out to be my foot :S
SnailMail 12
So it's not the exact same thing then
ABlindMan 17
It's exactly the same except it's almost completely different except for the similar part that isn't different. Jeez it's as simple as that, understand now?
Lilo4life 26
How did he break your pinky finger?
chosha_fml 27
Of all the new buttons, the worst is 'that could have happened to me,' because even if it could have happened to me, it still could be something that would F someone's life. For some FMLs they're not really different choices.
VoldooPed 20
So you click both.
Bearamber9210 19
at least it wasn't the ring finger;)
zaidthunder1 27
Ouch, good luck with the finger.
jmagd781 16
when your hear a pop it's a dislocation not a fracture.
Danishduckling 20
Ever heard a bone snapping? still makes a very cringeworthy sound, it's not just dislocations that makes a pop. I'm also assuming OP had a doctor conclude it was broken.
InsipidPotatoes 12
heard* Did nobody notice that?