Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, driving home, my girlfriend and I decided we were finally going to have sex. We got in the backseat, then I opened my condom to find it was already broken. We ended up playing connect four instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
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MyHandIsADolphin 0
You still should have :3
BWill9014 4
Wow 2, *you're... smart too
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MyHandIsADolphin 0
You still should have :3
spartans916 1
broken bones always turns me on :P
Idonebeenhad 17
it's not like you're gonna give him a handjob :D
00SPRANGER00 0
I would have...
00SPRANGER00 0
still had sex not give him a handjob lol sorry for the confusion guys
urdirtyolduncle 15
Shouldn't the sex take place in the back of the car? Why passenger seat?
Petunia888 13
38-maybe the seat reclines? Sometimes it's nice.
CaptainPickles72 18
11- Yup, sex with broken bones is a smashing good time!
nyrangers1022 6
sex is so much better in back of an SUV...passenger seats get real uncomfortable
Boygenius50 8
And you said yes. . .right??!
justinhi 0
yeah cuz blue balls is a bitch
chuymac 3
well sex produces a chemical called endorphin it's a natural painkiller so pain will be bearable. so I say, sex FTMFW YO.
imacreeper 3
You still have 4 left. Stop looking for excuses.
Adorlee 11
You can still enjoy it. There's a thin line between pain an pleasure
urdirtyolduncle 15
Not really. "Oh it feels so good that it hurts." What's up with that???
GuessWhatKids 13
Ted Bundy anyone?
4fencer 0
he has the right to have sex with you. After all he is the male and you should listen to him and suck his ****.
whatsittuya 2
lol wow just wow
shannonreneee 11
Since when did we need fingers in sex. Commit!
Cokie_the_Clown 5
You should have broke his bone...r .
FUGYU 2
It's not like OP has to finger him...
nixchawla 0
yup..smtimes it reclines..!!! :P
hossjosh 1
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Lee_Shha 10
Lmao.!
iDoHard 0
if I was him I would have said you broke a bone and I will grow one more :)
shinshoku13 19
Uh no she shouldnt have
himoonkey 8
wow your smart
BWill9014 4
Wow 2, *you're... smart too
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Classic.
FMLsOhilarious 6
Yeah, apparently you're smart too. Your grammar is so perfect I'm jealous...NOT.
fml98kevin 4
^^^ Grammar Nazi ^^^
chickunkey 0
your smart what? the anticipation is killing me!
whosechairisthat 0
that dog is ******* adorable
alicecanitbe 0
you honestly just made no sense at all
bitterfaceplant 0
Maybe he is in to pain/ S&M.
JesusFishTaco 5
People who are into that are insane. I'm sorry, mentally hilarious. (Family Guy reference)
sensoon15 7
i was thinking the same thing. "sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me!"
jaidonsafira 0
Giggity.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
what does S&M stand for?
Mitcha857 0
shit&muffins
BraBrando 0
^^ nom nom
InanimateObject 0
socks and mittens
silver0jay 11
sex and milfs
Carpy 8
Sons & Moms
Carpy 8
Sons & Moms
ipodlover1995 0
well you don't have sex with your fingers anyway... or do you ;)
DearestPluto 0
Why would she be fingering her BOYfriend?
mismonroe 0
Because the male G SPOT (don't worry, sweetie, you'll learn about that when you grow up) is in the Rectum.
whosechairisthat 0
u go girl.
chili10 18
why wouldn't she be fingering her boyfriend?
shannonreneee 11
Good ol' prostate ticklin'
CleanseTheKraken 0
he'll yea
ipodlover1995 0
I don't know your life!
aerogxt 7
What a moron. Take him back and get a refund.
XxToriwolfxX 0
Hooray for hookers!
rebelvamp420 14
he felt bad enough.... lol not like he did it on purpose, grin and bear it and give it up, and next time just do it on the trunk!!!!
ReynshineCutting 10
Grin and bear it? WTF? You don't grin and bear it. That's just wrong on so many levels.
DyKy 2
your boyfriend has his priorities straight
womanjesus 0
true
PSQ91 6
You don't need your finger for sex, duh!
mercuryburst 0
That sounds ******* painful.
electricmaster 0
I love how you're the only person that realizes that that had to freaking hurt.
smellymellyy 7
thats what i was thinking xD
IHATETROLLSS 0
damn 65 you scary!
lexielynn0680 0
i love your pic 70 :D
XxToriwolfxX 0
I hate your /*******/ pun.
mk58 31
I think you should slam the door on his fingers and then ask him if he still feels like having sex.
BB_ava 0
...slightly more difficult for a male to have sex w/o his hand than for a female.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
I think he'd still say yes..
TheDrifter 24
Op's username is Jay... I think they're both guys.
geeksaresexy 18
Because Jay can't be a girls name? Or you were trying to be funny?
TheDrifter 24
Really? How many girls names do you know that start with Jay? Or is it just here in Canada that those names aren't popular for girls?
Epheo 0
Right cause your name is TheDrifter and that screams a particular gender. Seriously its just a username.
XxToriwolfxX 0
Jay can be short for a girls name. For example, Jaymee (I think that's a real name, but I'm not sure).
4fencer 0
12-why would she do that. After all the male has the power and she should suck his dick for causing trouble.
bingababe 16
124- My daughters name is Jayleah, we always call her Jay.
lyshieelove 0
I think thats the point
geeksaresexy 18
I don't feel the need to add any more names tbh. Just because those names aren't popular doesn't mean they don't exist. I was the only person I knew with my name my whole childhood, now I know 6 others.
stewpididiot 11
I think you should slam the door on hoe boner and see if he still wants to have sex.
mk58 31
164, that might just work.