Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML
Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML
Today, I got fired for being late. Apparently you're supposed to be on time after your boss specifically tells you that the office will open an hour late. FML
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
Unionize
Today, I was fired. Last week, I was written up because I came in one minute late from lunch break. The week before, I was yelled at for yawning. I found out it was all a plan for my boss’s favorite employee to get promoted to my position, so they wanted a reason to terminate me. I work in an “at will” state. FML
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Make your mind up
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, I was yelled at and almost fired for showing up "late" to work. I was the first one here. FML
Make your minds up
Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
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bombiezz_1103 0
At least you got employee of the month.
Zmeilerr 22
Congratulations*
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bombiezz_1103 0
At least you got employee of the month.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
treasure the moment you won the award. because from here on you will be giving bjs to get a meal.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
Yes at least you worked extra hard for nothing. I was also employee of the month. Completely ruined my lazy slob image. Until they realized it was a mistake. The damage was done though. Had to leave because people started expecting things to get done.
Zesty697 0
well look like we have a HOT situation
starile 20
Put that Employee of the Month junk on your resume. I'm sure it will help you procure another job.
SadinSherman 16
Until they ask why he/she got fired
Zmeilerr 22
dont be late then.
aliaskis 3
A good way to plan it is "If you're not 10 minutes early, you're late." (Thanks for the brainwashing, Army!)
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
this is my gun...
mamamiaaa_fml 12
is it time for a pun? yay I made a rhyme. ps theres an affliction which uhh well afflicts people called chronic lateness. I personally have been suffering with it for many moons.
iliketurdles 7
I agree Mamamia, its an illness. I am actually late to college right now. I'm on the bus for all you douchebags that want to comment "Why you on FML" blahh blahh...
Skroal_stomper 5
It is not at all an illness. The issue is people that are late all the time are just lazy *****. It is so simple. Go to bed earlier and get up for work/school with enough time to make it before being considered late. So easy.
TheManPR 0
lol I do it all the time and I'm usually still late >.>. I'm 5min late to work so many times >.< and like 10min late for college. *sighs*
starile 20
What's missing from this post is that OP was three hours late on a day he was supposed to be training a new employee and attend an important meeting with the regional manager, but came in way too hung over from still celebrating the Employee of the Month award he earned 7 months ago.
dillies 3
I would say WTF, and throw a squirrel with aids on the boss.
unidentified_sta 5
Sounds like an internet tough guy, a delusional one at that. You like other people would whimper most likely and kiss ass for that job back. Not even going to bother with the rest of that post.
dillies 3
it was just a joke...like I would really do that lol
KillTheDance 4
S Q U A I D S!!!!!
oliver86 8
it's some serious shit
ejoyy 0
wow . . .
BeRealz 0
And?
xcl0wdx 0
Congradulations
Zmeilerr 22
Congratulations*
afdude87 6
being late = bad. like with that girl you ****** last month with the hairy arm pits who smelled like cabbage. bad.
starile 20
You pay way too much for a bottle of Heineken. Unless the server is hot.
madmadd 0
hahah fail
BigRS5000 0
Hot damn!!!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
It's not really her. Freeze did some searching and found that picture online.
ShadyFTW1 0
Whether mad is even a chick is questionable.
madmadd 0
look it is me I'm a bikini model and my pics got posted on google for advertising...but why wud u guys search it up ?? I guess u all have no lives
shadmed 0
You have a problem with us having no lives ma'am? At least we are happy and don't complain about someone else's life. Also, don't try and pull the troll off, you're cornered.
DropDead77 11
Bummer!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
If you won employee of the month, I assume you hadn't been late before, or at least not for a long time. Why would you be fired for it now? Being late repeatedly I would get, but I don't think that would be the case.