Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
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Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, at the museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML
Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
Today, my co-worker came back from Thailand with big new breasts. She told me to go ahead and touch them because they have a funny texture for the first few months. When our GM entered the room, I had both hands down my co-worker's shirt, agreeing that they were unnaturally firm. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
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Top comments
misswilwarin96 11
Trust me, big boobs are not all they're cracked up to be. I'd rather have smaller boobs than bigger boobs.
Sagar Nair 12
So whats the bigger problem here?
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Comments (5)
Sagar Nair 12
So whats the bigger problem here?
RichardPencil 32
Lots of guys wish they could have gynecomastia. You groped one of the lucky ones!
misswilwarin96 11
Trust me, big boobs are not all they're cracked up to be. I'd rather have smaller boobs than bigger boobs.
Sheila Deville 15
I have lived that exact moment!! It was weird for me too, I am blessed in the chest but had nothing on that guy!
BurnInDemonFire 39
I bet you felt a right tit. And a left one.