Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, my new girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female friends' numbers. Her rationale is, “When them bitches are going through some shit, a shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on.” When I refused, she promptly dumped me because she doesn’t "need a potential cheater” in her life. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
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Top comments
jks0308 22
that's a major red flag bro
Csoi 28
I'm sorry, but you should have a conversation with her about it, or even dump her. That much jealously isn't very healthy.
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Comments (172)
jks0308 22
that's a major red flag bro
emily_dee 14
Yeah, was gonna say.... warning sign. Get out now.
siggy_mcsigx 22
abusive. abusive. abusive.
cootiequeen4444 11
a giant glow in the dark red flag that makes siren noises and is also on Fire! run OP run D:
TheNewGuy03 29
Really, the only thing I can advise OP to do *is* run. She doesn't seem remotely reasonable.
Csoi 28
I'm sorry, but you should have a conversation with her about it, or even dump her. That much jealously isn't very healthy.
Soparot 29
In my opinion, he should have a conversation with her about it, THEN if it doesn't help you dump her. He said it is his new girlfriend. Give her a chance.
chosha_fml 27
#97 A haircut = cheating? Giving that kind of crazy a second chance would be hard.
HoboMeth 36
Whats with all the psycho girlfriends like this on fml lately?
Marine23Risk 6
i agree with hobo meth
Welshite 40
But you're supposed to say no to drugs!
ClairvoyantVamp 19
Hey, drugs! Don't do kids!
Tripartita 45
I bet that's a sentence you never imagined yourself writing, #8.
rhyspiecesno8 18
Do you mean #7, #23
Spartan_Spar 15
Or did you mean #18, #23
Tripartita 45
Whoops, yes I did, #54. I could've sworn the app said "Reply to #8" when I went to post. Weird.
Phantom_Lord619 6
either psycho or cheating hoes
GhostFox 34
Try bad partners in general, not just girlfriends. It seems to be a fairly even gender ratio for off kilter romantic partners.
TrebleMajor 13
Well she's insecure. She sounds great
nikkiluck1 11
Man imagine if your doctor is a girl...
lizisanaddict 17
Drop her like a hot potato.
TMO2142 25
cancel your relationship with her
Xerfox 4
She sounds like a lunatic. Get out while you can, OP.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Run bro. Run far away.
Magnoxidans 19
Take that as a sign to end the relationship before she gets too crazy