Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, my new girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female friends' numbers. Her rationale is, “When them bitches are going through some shit, a shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on.” When I refused, she promptly dumped me because she doesn’t "need a potential cheater” in her life. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
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jks0308 22
that's a major red flag bro
Csoi 28
I'm sorry, but you should have a conversation with her about it, or even dump her. That much jealously isn't very healthy.
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Comments (172)
Everyone_Is_Mad_fml 5
I know some people need to be jealous in some way. This situation is a no go to me. Red Flags everywhere! Quick History lesson. If Roman men were not allowed to cut their own hair. who would cut their hair? Not another man, because even if he could cut your hair, he still can't cute his own. Some odd social behavior. It was women that cut the hair, because their hair could continue to grow, and wouldn't have to worry about cutting it.
N7Com 7
kind of woman to cut your balls off... and not just in the philosophical sense.. HIDE THE KNIVES OP!
Rykers 18
I don't understand how this can be a YDI, How in anyway can this be OPs fault. I swear psycho partners seems to be a common occurance. Thank god for cats.
fotomiep 7
The way I can see this being an FYI is by reasoning that he picked her as his girlfriend and there's a chance this isn't the first bit of psycho girlfriend behavior
Calarel_bones 12
Ruuuuuuuun!!!!
techieloot1 6
Run op and never look back and move to a new country
XxNightwingxX 21
Run!
dstadler 6
RUN!!!
srobinson5 2
Run, bro
whynot159 9
Time to make her an EX girlfriend...that's Psycho and it's only going to get worse the longer you're with her.
Kandy5Ways 1
Leave her