meach
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
athlete47
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
badhairday
United States
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Nogood
Wahroonga, Australia
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
lovedoesnotexist
Belgium
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
dykerino
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Vancouver, Canada
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Head Cold
Buzzed
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
BaldingQuick
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
crazyattracts
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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sparky_daisy 5
hope the new hair doesn't hold you back in finding a new gf with a steadier hand and who isn't a vain scissor toting bimbo
Omnicent 5
There was most likely another reason and she was using that as an excuse.
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sparky_daisy 5
hope the new hair doesn't hold you back in finding a new gf with a steadier hand and who isn't a vain scissor toting bimbo
KrazieKleo 13
Well said, sir.
sparky_daisy 5
Im not a sir...
KrazieKleo 13
Fml, I fail;(. Sorry, ma'am.
sparky_daisy 5
fyl? you weren't just called a dude LOL forgiven
otb113 7
"Today, I was mistaken for a man. Fml."
Minky1996 0
well in northern Ireland everyone is a sir
StopDropNRoll 11
Northern Ireland needs to get their things straight. Just saying
Blacksabbath211 9
also in some branches of the military every superior officer is 'sir', as well as anyone you wish to respect O.o
_Oblivion_ 12
I'll bet your better off mistaking someone for a sir, than calling a man a mam
ColdplaySucks 18
Well you were dating a retard, OP so consider it more a blessing than a FML that she broke up with you.
Omnicent 5
There was most likely another reason and she was using that as an excuse.
Gourmet_Taco 0
Sherlock Holmes better watch out, new kid on the block.
MrleClochard 4
Y u so genious?
Ellifish 2
Genius*
Itsalltoomuch 0
That sucks. I hope your haircut isn't that bad. :(
luismyl 6
What a way to break up
alpaquette91 9
Tell her friends she's a dyke!
joanjett 0
Homophobia is not cool bro. ?
KrazieKleo 13
You really need to return her the favor. :). Hmmm.. Donate her hair to the cancer treatment place.
dstivers 0
Maybe she just wanted to screw you one last time while she had the chance
karagana 5
Exactly. She's a smart lady.
takeapieandrun 9
More likely than not she just chose that lame excuse because she already wanted to break up.
kiaralove53 0
Why would you let her cut it anyways?
TK1279 2
Agreed. YDI
jren207 24
Maybe it was that, or his penis?
salvorican 24
Maybe you're the guy who pulled out the tank top and bra?
luismyl 6
yeah and his girlfriend diggs pubes