Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, my new girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female friends' numbers. Her rationale is, “When them bitches are going through some shit, a shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on.” When I refused, she promptly dumped me because she doesn’t "need a potential cheater” in her life. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
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Top comments
jks0308 22
that's a major red flag bro
Csoi 28
I'm sorry, but you should have a conversation with her about it, or even dump her. That much jealously isn't very healthy.
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Comments (172)
Urpoppy 21
I'd dump her immediately. What a stressful way to live.
Mixed_steel 23
Betcha $100 she has at least one male doctor... and how is it not "cheating" in her mind if it's a guy stylist? Seriously though, and this is coming from a chick, RUN. Give her a chance, and that crazy bitch will end you. Find someone that believes in trust! ^^
blackrose1996 11
Bye bye now ex girlfriend in my opinion
Aiden89 23
As someone who has been a similar situation, think of yourself and find a way to talk about your concerns. If she won't listen the move on.
KaylaTackett 18
That's ridiculous!
BuckNekkid 22
warning sign No. 1 bro.
amh87 11
get out now.
artistswife 19
Actually there are three warning signs. 1) She is paranoid about other women. 2) She doesn't trust you. 3) She cancelled your appt without your permission.
AirBusDriver 23
Possibly the most insightful and useful comment ever posted on FML. Two thumbs up!
B3K4 4
You need to break up with her. Your relationship is going toxic if it's not already.
polsen4273 8
A man shouldnt need a stylist to wash his hair.
fishinpink 20
wait...are YOU the new girlfriend #49??
CrazedSanity 17
It's more accurate to cut wet hair. Besides, who wants to put their hands on dirty hair to cut it? Dumbass.
TheNewGuy03 29
49, I have no idea who you are, but I already don't like you.