Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, my new girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female friends' numbers. Her rationale is, “When them bitches are going through some shit, a shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on.” When I refused, she promptly dumped me because she doesn’t "need a potential cheater” in her life. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
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jks0308 22
that's a major red flag bro
Csoi 28
I'm sorry, but you should have a conversation with her about it, or even dump her. That much jealously isn't very healthy.
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Comments (172)
BatmanBeast17 11
Run
Vickers25053 19
Best advice.... Run
Etweens96 25
Ok red flag red flag red flag! Dump immediately!!
PikarooArtist 17
Well is hair stylist cutting your hair in your downstairs? If so then your gf is right.. In all seriousness, you need to talk to her about this and if she still views this as cheating then you need to dump her because if she's gonna be this insecure about another woman giving you a haircut imagine her reaction to a female doctor giving you a physical!
rain_in_the_Sky 3
eh, only if she gives and 'tug, scrub, and trim' package deal.
MandieL 27
Even if he was getting a bikini and ass wax...it's all professional. This chic is crazy and needs to be gone immediately.
PikarooArtist 17
If the hair stylist is using that as in excuse to feel him up but yeah, he needs to get her out of his life asap because that's a definite red flag right there.
LyricaSilvan 30
Imagine if they ended up staying together and having kids. If she can't handle a female stylist touching him, lord only knows how she'd react to them having a daughter and that daughter being affectionate toward him. Some people are just plain psychotic when it comes to their relationships.
KittyKatarina 14
You should tell her that saying makes her too controlling and counts as being a bitch.
tranced_ 45
lol if only I could get such comebacks when they're needed the most! life would be a lot more thug than it already is ;)
yojibby 11
That's when you run
TurquoiseJesus 15
past time to bail. You could try "talking", but people dont change too easily. So bail.
ohsnapword 21
Sounds like you need to make your "new girlfriend" your "old girlfriend" in a hurry.
cathartes_fml 1
Run.
juljul1724 5
Dump.