Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
dykerino
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Vancouver, Canada
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
meach
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
dumpyhair
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
athlete47
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
hairy
Serbia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Anonymous
Better off
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hypocrisy
Today, my sister's boyfriend dumped her after a huge fight they had, regarding him getting a haircut without talking to her first. I asked if she also needed to consult with him first before getting a haircut. Without a hint of self-awareness, she said, "Of course not. That's stupid. Why would I need his permission?" FML
ginger
New Zealand
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Fmylife.25
United States
Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
Top comments
MistressAfrodite 5
he did you a favor baby. be glad.
Hangryko 32
You never need permission from anyone to cut your hair. Be glad you are free of him.
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Comments (7)
MistressAfrodite 5
he did you a favor baby. be glad.
Hangryko 32
You never need permission from anyone to cut your hair. Be glad you are free of him.
smoochmysnoot 6
it’s your body to control, not his. Be glad to be rid of an asshole that has no respect for you.
Wadlaen 24
I think you should try to aim for a relationship that sticks a bit deeper than that with a guy who builds his love on other things than hairstyles.
Crowned Sataness 12
why is this a FML? good riddance! that's called controlling. don't take him back. you don't need his permission to anything
FluffythePink 23
Ain't it great when the trash takes itself out? Fly and be free of that utter ******* tosser.
idragosani 17
You dodged a bullet there.