Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML
Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML
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Top comments
TomeDr 25
Step 1: switch shampoo brands. Step 2: find a new stylist to go to. Those people were just plain rude!
ajh1800 25
As hairstylists, I'm sure they see people with dandruff all the time, so the reaction that they had was completely uncalled for as "professionals" who work with hair on a regular basis. Find a new hairstylist.
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TomeDr 25
Step 1: switch shampoo brands. Step 2: find a new stylist to go to. Those people were just plain rude!
ajh1800 25
As hairstylists, I'm sure they see people with dandruff all the time, so the reaction that they had was completely uncalled for as "professionals" who work with hair on a regular basis. Find a new hairstylist.
zuckerburg 21
unless they had to cut more dandruff than hair, because OP seems like they don't give a shit and just accepted their "fate in life" of having dandruff. if this experience doesn't shame them enough to actually do something about it, then I don't know what would motivate them to actually do something about it.
RichardPencil 32
Don’t listen to those flaky girls.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
head and shoulder's son head and shoulder's
PhoenixChick 26
knees and toes, knees and toes
LolCandy 27
You might be reacting to your shampoo, possibly allergic. Don’t go with Head and Shoulders for dandruff, try Nizoral. It works very well and you only use it every week or two.
Jonathan Dahlquist 4
This one is alllll on you. Even if you're on a strict budget you can just buy anti-dandruff shampoo from a dollar store. That shit works.
blueknight1st 26
Get Nizoral the stuff really works
Alaina Heuerman 21
Head and shoulders my dude
IcedSapphire 27
Apple cider vinegar supposedly helps with dandruff. In the mean time, find a new stylist because that bitch was rude.
darkshadus 10
and smell like delicious pickles as well
1gullible_bugger 34
Use some head & shoulders. Get a new hair dresser. Both problems are solved.