Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, my new girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female friends' numbers. Her rationale is, “When them bitches are going through some shit, a shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on.” When I refused, she promptly dumped me because she doesn’t "need a potential cheater” in her life. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
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Top comments
jks0308 22
that's a major red flag bro
Csoi 28
I'm sorry, but you should have a conversation with her about it, or even dump her. That much jealously isn't very healthy.
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Comments (172)
martucha854 11
You should be glad it's only about haircut she could cancel. If it was about broken leg and the doctor was women - you know,all that touching... Also I don't understand how you "deserve it" I would like to see explanation from someone who clicked that option.
cgilliland0913 2
sounds like you need a new girlfriend
McVicar 4
Leave her, girl's got major issues.
Kelhellbell 3
Girlfriends like this annoy me I'm a stylist and when a clients girlfriend hovers over me while I'm cutting their boyfriends hair I want to yell at them to sit down or I'll stab her with scissors..I'm not flirting whatsoever I'm doing job hoping for a decent tip and nothing more. Chicks like that need to grow up.
asher315 3
I agree. That's crazy, dude.
finalyearsofhate 22
Run.
amh87 11
get out now.
traumajunkie2519 7
RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Saraishi 25
That's ridiculous! Her reasoning is definitely not normal.
apcsox 18
Bro, run!