Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
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Top comments
shortstack104 0
then dont go.. she should like u for your personality, not your haircut
texashater75 16
Sounds like a hairy situation.
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Comments (109)
mrlacey010 0
Bummer.
gonzer13 0
no kidding
SeduceRecycle 0
I knoow eh?
ramboman19 8
ouch dude...
unidentified_sta 5
Wtf... Carry a ziploc of pubes or something, if she says anything dump it everywhere. Bitch gets all the hair she wants.
iSitt 0
all fashion decisions are to be signed off by the women in your life. didn't you get the memo? they're the ones who have to look at you.
buzz18 7
hope all ends well
Outsider_77 0
wig it bro
robertdr 0
pussy grow some balls walk in and hump the bitch on the table in front of the family then dump her, you'll be the man
SapphireSympathy 7
oooh. that sucks... that is why, u always consult the girl first ;P lol. FAOL (f*** all our lives) ;)
RosaOnThis 0
She doesn't love you
adriane209 0
12, wins!!!
AboveTheRest 6
12: ROFL THATS HILARIOUS! if your girl is gunna dump you for cutting your hair then she NEEDS to go anyway.
Hoogyme 0
dump her ass
riceplum 0
couldn't u have waited till after u got to her house so we could know her reaction? cause I wana know:(
xFIRMbutGENTLEx 0
I saw this one like months ago, it's in my favorites. -.-
bibobobonnor 8
#14 guys have to look at you to, but they don't stop being your friend because of it
Cupcakeshizz 0
you must have had lush hair :')
sheribb 5
haha awwww maybe she isn't the right girl if she would dump u because of if hair style !
crazyazzkike 0
you are so ******* whipped!!! grow a pair.
Karma495 0
xD poor guy well if she's that stupid to dump a guy over his hair cut. yea, I think u should go to ur house.
shortstack104 0
then dont go.. she should like u for your personality, not your haircut
lky830 0
for real 3. my boyfriend had beautiful long hair and shaved it all off one night. I was upset and all, but I got over it.... cause I'm not a shallow bitch that only likes a man for his appearance. if she breaks up with you over HAIR, then you can do way better for yourself, op
adammicdaddy 4
she's obviously a total bitch if she dumps you op! #3 ur right!
ceejster 0
agreed
digibenho 0
im sure she wouldnt ask you if she was getting a haircut... so you didnt have to ask FYL
awesomesaucem 0
sucks man.. maybe she was kidding
RoccoRox 0
I wouldn't go either haha.
darkmis1 18
You can come to my place ;-)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Whoa, way to go, Mona Lisa. Get 'im! >.<
BritMonsterr 1
you're realy cute. :)
RoccoRox 0
thank you ladies(:
Devanthegreat 0
89 ferrets ftw!
cyndiiluue 0
I woldnt like to be the one cropped out of your photo. lol :)
JPChiQYaya 0
7 is gettinq all the ladies haha
texashater75 16
Sounds like a hairy situation.
HeatherXCore 0
oh ho ho.
BoredAsHell98 0
bad joke man
luvpink257 0
haha I get it :D
JillianlikesVogu 0
SO CLEVA
Kyousho 0
i dunno which one to say, so i'll go with both YDI for not asking your gf how she would react before doing it in the first place FYL for dating a bitch that only likes your hair
lalalaloveit 0
Your hot ^^
Hummbinger 5
You're*
emmagirlll 5
He doesn't even have a picture up how would you know? Seriously who are you even talking about!?
Doortje 30
Ah don't worry, my mother said the same thing to my father (he had long hair and she loved it) and when he cut it she stayed with him anyway (she's was mad though xD) and I'm now the oldest of 4 kids ;)
sdman923 0
I'd pretend to be sick, and then go and buy a wig.
Hevzy 0
Dump her before she dumps you. Your relationship won't last anyway if all she cares about is your hair.
shadyecko 0
I can't believe you lied about the cookies......smh.