Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
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DocBastard 40
Hair is like herpes - it always grows back whether you like it or not.
lilledun 11
Seems like you have to change your nickname, #1.
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Comments (53)
alwayswinning123 7
Well if this is true you shouldn't make your girlfriend change. Period.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
"My girlfriend decided to get a new haircut." It was OP's girlfriend's decision, not his. It sounds like she just doesn't want to accept that it was her fault, and shifted the blame onto OP
lilledun 11
Seems like you have to change your nickname, #1.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
You cant blame everything on your period!
lambda_fml 40
Well you could Turn her into something shes not - a doggy. Get the hint? ;-)
DocBastard 40
Hair is like herpes - it always grows back whether you like it or not.
lilhellian 27
But isn't there two people "cured" the old guy and the little kid?
SomeRandomGuy15 18
14- not EVERY small child and elderly person is bald...
lilhellian 27
I meant the herpes not the hair.. He is comparing the two.
Atomic_Mushroom 14
Doc, are you talking from personal experience? Maybe Noor...
etchsanity1 11
Lets go with hair is like genital warts no matter how many times you cut is off it always grows back ;)
ColdplaySucks 18
If you suffer from severe burns, your hair might not grow back.
DocBastard 40
AtomicMushroom - Yes, I'm speaking from experience. My hair has always grown back.
Nekogami 14
Doc. One word. Epic.
chris274 8
You should probably leave Britney alone.
HaneenDixon 16
He's Australian. More like Miley, Liam? (O_O)
Ethan223 8
I though women always want to look like something they're not.
whostolemylama 12
Not completely. Some girls look like ducks.
asleepingbear 8
Smeh, women
Cartera 10
Your name is asleepingbear but you have an alien picture? Witchcraft?
Slimma 20
Guess you have to stay out of her head cause subliminally it is your fault. You can't win this one.
wlddog 14
This should be a big red flag for OP. Who wants to even hang out with someone that cant face reality, much less get married to one and spend the rest of your life with that??
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Wtf. Why can no one take responsibility for their own decisions and actions? You're better off without her. Everything will be your fault forever.
martinez121797 15
I totally agree
daniel_dd31 13
If she believes that a haircut "changes" her in any way than I don't believe she's worth your time.
fml121785 14
Sometime a new, different haircut can be a real shock to a girl, especially if they've never cut it more than an inch or two before and it's a drastic change. Just tell her how good it looks and give it some time to settle in and she'll probably end up liking it and apologizing hopefully! ...If not, than you're just dating a self centered bitch I guess. FYL OP!
Welshite 40
Volunteer to change it for her. First you must gather the necessary supplies: one pair of scissors, a bowl, and a towel. Good luck!
jelly713 19
I'd offer to help her wig shop or get extensions too. Then tell her to dye part of the extensions any color she ever wanted but never got & it won't damage her real hair. If she's still a bitch after all this then leave her alone. Don't even bother with her self centered self.
andyyroxx 20
You should keep your mouth shut, nod, and sit down. Don't even apologize. Anything you say can and will be held against you.