Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, my new girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female friends' numbers. Her rationale is, “When them bitches are going through some shit, a shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on.” When I refused, she promptly dumped me because she doesn’t "need a potential cheater” in her life. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
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jks0308 22
that's a major red flag bro
Csoi 28
I'm sorry, but you should have a conversation with her about it, or even dump her. That much jealously isn't very healthy.
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Comments (172)
shitstorm28 11
take it from a man who's been there, op. that level of jealousy is NOT healthy. Run. Run fast, and don't look back.
soulreaper12296 28
Time to find a new GF. Seriously, if she's acting like that over you getting a haircut, then you need to run and never look back.
routerere 10
Now she can be your new ex-girlfriend.
SilverSet 16
Drop her now, things will only get worse.
ezrajab 22
Run
Talis99 26
Jeez, I know this is nothing but a tiny fraction of the female populace and represents us about as well as the media represents anything ever, but are there sane chicks out there or what?
fishinpink 20
tbh I'm about half and half. but I don't get crazy unless I have too (ya know when a man starts to show his true colors of being a f*ckboy) and I most definitely to not show crazy that quick. however I do give a fair warning before anything even moves in that direction of being a couple. it's the man's decision to want to take that chance with me or not and if he decides to then he already knows what he is in for leaving him no room to bitch about it if or when he pushes me to the edge.
Talis99 26
Thank you for making me even more concerned about our gender. Maybe you need some help.
GhostFox 34
There are definitely more sane girls out there than abusive ones like the bone in the FML. What it is is that the stories about the "crazy girlfriend" type spread faster and further because, objectively, they are more interesting than the girl that has a healthy, equal power relationship based off trust with her partner. Same with why the "fuckboy"/two timer boyfriend stories spread faster and further than "guy who works with his partner to maintain a relationship that is healthy and happy for them both" stories. It's not actually that these people outnumber the rational adults of maintaining healthy relationships, it's that the stories that occur from them trying to date are more interesting due to the weird things they do, so people spread them around. Add in that people who have these traits are more likely to be the type of person that HAS to be in a relationship, and they bounce from person to person, leaving a trail behind them that inflates the perceived quantity of these kinds of people. Really, the vast majority of people fall in the "average dater" range, with outliers like the over possessive girl in this FML and outliers on the opposite side of the spectrum that can adapt very well to any partner, be happy, and make their partner happy.
iceyluv 9
Maybe her last boyfriend left her for his hair stylist. But seriously you should talk to her about that, jealousy of that sort is a red flag.
tigerbyrn 13
Looks like she's not cut out to be your gf.
sleepallday44 10
*rolls eyes so hard they fall out* that's ridiculous
gracehi 33
*picks up your eyeballs* Ma'am, I believe you dropped these.
brjare 10
Coming from a chick, dump her.